The lights go out as a red spotlight flashes down on the entrance area. Beethoven’s “Moonlight Sonata” begins to play over the PA system and a body steps out onto the entrance ramp. Kenzi Grey, the sexiest valet in the history of all sporting events, is wearing a #TeamKickass t-shirt and stands in the spotlight for a moment, but then moves out of the way and gestures for a figure in a hooded robe to take her place as the guitars hit. Kenzi pulls back the hood to the the bright white face and red eyes of the Red Queen. They make their way down the isle with the red spotlight following them as the rest of the arena stays dark. When they come to the ring, the two slide underneath the ropes and upon standing, Kenzi and Sarah stands nose to nose. Kenzi helps Sarah remove her robe to show the black skin-tight bodysuit beneath with the figure of a large firebird in flight on the back.
Finale: It is time ladies and gentlemen, for the main event. You are getting a World Championship match on free television. These two went over an hour last time. This is why Elysium is the last kingdom of professional wrestling.
Thad Balk: The Red Queen is here and she looks focussed Finale. She wants that World Championship.
Finale: She was fingertips from getting it at Wideawake, I think tonight we will see The Red Queen take her throne.
The lights vanish. The crowd is on their feet, wondering what is going on.
PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS FEARFUL OF SOMETHING THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND
THE NEXT STEP IN EVOLUTION IS A MACHINE
A MACHINE THAT CAN THINK [AND] FEEL
SURVIVING...IS [ALL] THAT WILL MATTER
After a few long moments, a pulsating and punishing salvo of Fear Factory's guitars and drums assault every one of our senses, with strobe lights blazing in time in red and white. We can see the silhouette of Erik Holland on the top of the stage, pacing back and forth, shaking his head, arguing with himself, tugging at his hair, generally just working himself and the crowd into a frenzy before he stomps toward the ring at an accelerated pace with the Elysium World Championship in tow.
Refuse to give me a life extension
Sever mortality from existence
Disconnect the chains of fate
Disrupt and disobey
Disobey
The strobes stop and explode into a cacophony of red and white searchlights as Erik Holland is seen fully now, yelling about what violent things he's going to do as he bounces from one side of the entrance ramp to the other, pinging off the crowd like a pinball. Holland holds the title over the heads of a grouping of fans and they are loving it.
What you thought was your human redemption
Waking up to engines of destruction
Disconnect and circuit break
Impulse to eliminate
ELIMINATE
Holland arrives at ringside and circles the ring one and a half times before jumping on the apron facing the hard camera, staring out to the vast expanse in a crouch before he ducks through the ropes into the ring. Heading to one turnbuckle, he hops up on the second rope and throws his arms out to welcome the roars of the crowd.
I
AM
A
WEAPON
OF
HUMAN
DESIGN
Erik is now seen slumping in the corner, back against the second pad and ass on the mat, glowering up at the camera from behind his entrance mask. He reaches up and peels the mask off, yelling something we can't hear over the music and cheering at the cameraman before he slings the mask into the crowd and pulls himself up onto his feet with help from the ropes and hoists his title high in the air, ready to begin the match.
Robin O'Ryan: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is schedule for one fall..
Boston: ONE FALL!
Robin O'Ryan: ...and it is for the Elysium Pro Wrestling World Championship. Introducing first, the challenger, hailing from Lacklanland, weighing in at 143lbs., being accompanied by Kenzi Grey, “The Red Queen” Sarah Lacklan!
A small portion of the audience rises up for Lacklan but the boos are far more prevalent. I guess they like her when she isn’t standing across from the most popular guy in the company.
Robin O'Ryan: Introducing second, from Silent Hill, weighing in at 265lbs., representing The Badd Breed, he is the Elysium Pro Wrestling World Champion, “The Weapon of Human Design” Erik Holland!
Holland steps forward and raises the championship right in Lacklan’s face. Lacklan responds by hissing at the champion and Holland screams right back in her face. The referee separates them and then takes possession of the World Championship. The referee holds the title up for all to see and then hands it off to Robin O’Ryan.
Ding, Ding!
The bell sounds and the two competitors come to the center of the ring much like they did in their first meeting. The two do not shake hands, they just stare at one another which again mirrors their first encounter. Holland goes to lock up but Lacklan ducks under it only this time Holland turns around and treats her to a knee to the jaw.
Finale: At Wideawake it was Lacklan who opened the match with a combo of brutal kicks. Not tonight.
Thad Balk: These two competitors have studied each other. I do not believe that they will not make the same mistakes as last time.
Lacklan stumbles, caught somewhat off guard. Holland runs and nails her with a bicycle kick to the chest which sends The Red Queen flying backwards into the corner, hitting the turnbuckle pads
hard. Holland goes to charge in but Lacklan catches him with a
hard kick to the ribs.
Finale: There is the kick. Hard to avoid from a skilled striker like Lacklan. Look at the size of her fucking quads.
The Red Queen advances, looking for some of her signature kicks. Lacklan is able to score with two, one to each of Holland’s knees but when Lacklan starts aiming for the midsection Holland catches her leg, wags a finger in her face and then pulls her right into a big time capture suplex.
Thad Balk: A signature suplex from Erik Holland. As skilled as The Red Queen is with her kicks, Holland is just as talented with his suplexing ability.
Finale: The dude is good at TOSSIN’ PEOPLE AROUND.
Thad Balk: What was that?
Finale: Felt right.
Ready to take Lacklan to the city of suplex, Holland lifts Lacklan up with a front facelock and then he drives some knees hard into her stomach. Holland then positions himself just so and attempts a northern lights suplex. Just as Holland lifts Lacklan up to the apex she shifts her weight and drops him neck first over the top rope with a tornado guillotine!
Thad Balk: Something different from The Red Queen.
Finale: There is no way that we have seen everything she is capable. Same with him. I expect to see some surprising sequences in this title match Balky.
Thad Balk: Please do not refer to me as Balky.
Holland staggers back trying to breath and Lacklan wastes no time, she steps through the ropes and springs off the bottom rope to catch Holland right in the jaw with a leaping knee. Lacklan quickly follows that up with a spinning back kick Holland’s midsection and then Lacklan jumps and hits him with another knee! Holland drops and Lacklan makes the cover.
1..
2..
The champion grabs the bottom rope to break the fall. Frustrated, Lacklan gets up and kicks Holland in the side of the head. To avoid further stiff kicks, Holland tries to stand. Lacklan pounces on him and applies a front facelock. In a moment of trepidation Lacklan attempts an ill-fated suplex.
Finale: Notice that Holland grabbed the bottom rope? He was close enough and didn’t have to use the energy to kick out. I’m not Holland fan but it’s moves like that which turn a contender into a goddamn champion.
Thad Balk: Smart move from the champion but is this a smart move. Lacklan is going to try and suplex Holland?
Finale: She wanted to close the gap and this was her only move. Ill advised but she made a call.
Lacklan attempts the snap suplex but Holland is too big. Holland stomps on Lacklan’s foot and then lifts her up for a suplex of his own. Holland hits a suplex and holds on. Holland spins his hips on the mat and gets Lacklan back up. The champ tries for a second suplex but Lacklan spins around him and grounds him with a Fujiwara armbar!
Thad Balk: That was seamless! Sarah Lacklan has the champion trapped!
Holland is reaching for the ropes but he is dead center in the middle of the ring. Boston is getting behind him and cheering loudly for their champion. Lacklan wrenches back as hard as she can but Holland is much bigger, he is able to drag his body towards the ropes. Lacklan rips and tears at Holland’s shoulder as hard as she can. Holland is able to grab the bottom rope but a lot of damage has been done.
Thad Balk: The World Champion utilizes another rope break. After going full broadway in the last match the champion knows that he needs to save some strength. This could be a marathon not a sprint.
Finale: Yeah. If he can get the rope break he should. Trying to fight out of submissions and pinfalls is going to gas you way faster. Meanwhile Lacklan is trying to end this as fast as possible. Interesting strategy clash.
Frustrated, Lacklan charges and kicks Holland hard in the head again. There is an audible gasp from some people in the front row which makes Lacklan smile...slightly. Holland tilts his head and stares up at Lacklan. Holland’s gaze is frightening, it’s angry. Holland leaps up and grabs Lacklan under the arm, Holland looks for a beale but Lacklan breaks his grip and cracks him in the jaw with a spinning heel kick. Holland drops but rolls out of the ring to the outside.
Finale: Holy fuck I heard that! Someone may wanna make sure that Holland’s jaw is still attached.
The World Champion is on the outside but he has gotten up to one knee. Lacklan sees her opportunity and darts through ropes onto the apron. Lacklan takes a moment to measure her opponent. Lacklan smirks again and then charges before leaping off of the apron where she smashes Holland in the face with a shining wizard.
Thad Balk: Lacklan is relentless with this attack on Holland’s head.
Finale: It’s a fuckin’ smart strategy. You can’t kick out or grab the goddamn ropes if you’re sleeping.
Kenzi Grey watches on as Lacklan stares down at Holland. Lacklan looks to the barricade and then back to Holland’s prone body. Lacklan waits a moment for Holland to stand and when he does Lacklan steps off of the barricade and looks for a flying knee but Holland unleashes a monster lariat that takes Lacklan out of the air. Lacklan does a full backflip and lands with a thud on her stomach.
Thad Balk: The Red Queen is assassinated out of the air!
Finale: Holland can hit hard too, that right there was proof positive. These two are brutalizing each other.
Thad Balk: I concur.
Holland takes a moment to recover, shaking his head to try and get the circling birds and stars to disappear. This affords Lacklan enough time to get back up. Knowing that she has to keep the pressure on, Lacklan charges at Holland but he comes to life at the very last second and beales Lacklan through the air! Lacklan flies into the timekeeper’s area and lands in a heap. Robin O’Ryan only barely got out of the way in time (no pun intended).
Finale: Holland almost killed Robin O’Ryan. Super uncool man!
Thad Balk: Ms. O’Ryan is a professional, she saw it coming.
Finale: This dude doesn’t give a fuck about
anyone!
Lacklan is upside down with her feet in the air, lying among the rubble of the timekeeper’s area. Holland drops to a knee and is holding his head. Holland stands up and shakes his head again. Holland moves toward Lacklan but staggers a bit. Holland smacks himself in the face a few times and then continues toward Lacklan.
Thad Balk: This is not good for Erik Holland. He may have a concussion.
Finale: There is no “might” about it. Dude got his bell rung but the World Title is on the line. Gotta keep on.
Lacklan is up to her feet but she can’t beat Holland to the punch, he is already running at her. At the last second before contact Lacklan drops and hits Holland with a drop toe hold that sends him forehead first into the barricade. Holland’s head snaps back and the audience collectively gasps again.
Finale: I’m gonna be sick.
Thad Balk: Actually?
Finale: No. But that was fucking gross looking. That’s coming from a dude who slapped someone with a handful of glass.
Thad Balk: You actually did that?
Finale: A few times.
The Red Queen smells blood in the water and in the air because Holland’s forehead is busted open. Lacklan uses all of her strength to drag Holland to the ring and get him back inside. Holland lays on the mat and a small trickle of blood runs down his face from his forehead. Lacklan sees this and presents that eerie smile again.
Finale: I’m in love. That’s it.
Holland gets up to his knees and Lacklan starts hitting him with some serious kicks to the body. Lacklan then hits a few chest kicks to the kneeling Holland and finally a big roundhouse to the side of Holland’s head. Holland doesn’t drop so Lacklan hits the ropes and nails him with a sliding forearm to the face. Lacklan covers.
1..
2..
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Thad Balk: Holland has the rope! Again!
Finale: Oh I bet Lacklan is getting
pissed.
For the third time in this contest Holland gets his hand on the bottom rope. Lacklan doesn’t get the three and she is irate that he got yet another rope break. Once again Holland is up to one knee and Lacklan hits another half dozen kicks to his chest. Lacklan then backs up and charges for another shining wizard but Holland catches her and lifts her high in the air.
Thad Balk: What a counter from the World Champion! Holland anticipated the shining wizard!
Finale: That sounds like a Pink Floyd lyric.
Holland anticipated the shining wizard, wild mushrooms will help you fly!Holland runs and sends Lacklan into the corner with a buckle bomb. Lacklan makes contact and then stumbles forward into a revolution powerbomb, The Move From Another world. Both competitors are down but the entire audience is on their feet. A “Holland” chant begins to spread through the crowd.
Thad Balk: Boston is showing their support for the Weapon of Human Design!
Lacklan pulls herself up using the ropes and Holland stands under his own power. Lacklan turns and faces Holland only to eat a boot to the mid-section. Holland attempts a third powerbomb but impressively turns it into a triangle choke! Holland is stuck in the middle of the ring and he is taking serious punishment.
The referee is right in the thick of it, asking Holland if he gives up. We can see blood streaming down Holland’s face as Lacklan wrenches back with all her might. Holland lets out a primal roar and begins to lift Lacklan off of the mat. After a few moments of struggle Holland lifts Lacklan up but Lacklan shifts her weight forward and Holland falls backward, taking the referee out in the process!
Finale: Uh oh...REF BUMP!
Holland has rolled onto the apron to escape any kind of pin attempt from Lacklan. Holland is seriously rocked, the man looks the dizziest person to ever be dizzy. Holland stands and he rocks in place for a moment. Lacklan grabs Holland over the top rope from behind and locks in a chicken wing! Lacklan then gets her legs through the rope for the standing body scissors!
Thad Balk: Chicken wing through the ropes! This would normally be an illegal move but the referee is down and out.
Finale: This is real bad news for the champ. With those ropes tangled in there this is a hard move to reverse. Lacklan can keep it locked in as long as her strength allows.
Thad Balk: No rope break for Holland here. He’s in a bad way.
Lacklan has the move locked in tight and Holland is fading fast. Perhaps just out of survival instinct Holland begins throwing elbows back through the ropes and into Lacklan’s midsection. With each elbow Lacklan winces even harder until about the sixth one when she finally loosens her grip a little bit.
This moment of weakness from Lacklan gives Holland the opportunity to pull Lacklan over the rope. Lacklan tries to hook her legs again and succeeds but Holland grabs her head and jumps off of the apron with a backpack stunner! Lacklan is jacked off of the floor, her chin off of Holland’s shoulder and both competitors are down again.
Thad Balk: That could have broken The Red Queen's jaw. Oh my goodness!
Finale: I'm not a huge Holland fan but that was pretty fucking cool man.
Holland gathers his mental faculties and grabs Lacklan. Holland rolls her back into the ring and now we see that Lacklan is bleeding from the mouth. Holland wastes no time, he takes hold of the challenger and lifts her up with a fireman’s carry. Holland looks to hit The Toxic Avenger but Lacklan gets her hands on the ropes, she hangs on for dear life.
Thad Balk: Holland is looking for the finale here!
Finale: Pardon?
Thad Balk: You know what I mean.
Finale: I'm sure that I don't.
Lacklan is able to wiggle out of the hold and land on her feet. Holland charges and Lacklan catches him with a high kick to the face. Lacklan then lurches forward and plants Holland with a Cop Killa punch right on the button! Holland collapses and Lacklan falls into a cover. The referee is alive once more and makes the count.
1..
2..
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Holland kicks out, neither Boston nor Lacklan can believe it. Both competitors are laying on the mat, both bleeding. The cut on Holland’s forehead is about double its original width. The “Holland” chant rises again throughout the crowd but there is a smaller “Red Queen” chant in between each repetition.
The Red Queen rises almost at the insistence of her small group of fans. Lacklan’s expression is one of murderous rage, couple that with the blood running down her chin - well it’s scary. Holland is on all fours when Lacklan approaches him and stomps on his left hand and then his right. Lacklan then back peddles and hits a soccer punt to Holland’s chin.
Thad Balk: Those stomps on Holland’s hands were bad. They may have broken his fingers!
Finale: I guess Lacklan was sick of those rope breaks. She’s gearing up for the end. Also look at her face, the death dealer is here in Boston!
Lacklan pulls Holland up to a vertical base and then takes him toward the corner. Lacklan positions Holland so that his back is to her and then she ascends to the second rope. Lacklan pulls Holland’s head back and attempts a second rope version of The Abyss but Holland spins out of it and stuns Lacklan with a roaring elbow. A fine mist of blood escapes The Red Queen’s mouth.
Finale: She's supposed to drink blood! Not spit it out!
Lacklan is now literally laying on the top rope. Holland then ascends to the top rope with her and the audience gets in their feet. Holland pulls Lacklan up into a fireman’s carry and looks like he is going for an avalanche The Toxic Avenger! Lacklan fights with all over her might hitting Holland with sharp elbows to the side of the head. They work as Lacklan slips out.
Finale: The Red Queen is about to be crowned. Like right now!
Thad Balk: Holland is rocked!
Both competitors are standing precariously on the top rope, both are bloody messes. Holland looks to be in a complete daze when Lacklan lets out a scream like a banshee and cracks Holland with a high kick to the jaw! Holland slumps forward and falls off the top rope with a front flip, landing hard on his back.
Finale: Here we go Balky, it's
happening!
Out of pure survival instinct Holland staggers up to his feet but his legs are Jello. Lacklan sees her moment and leaps from the top rope and lands on Holland’s back! Holland collapses and Lacklan has the Hail Mary locked on in the center of the ring!
Finale: Hail Mary! Hail Mary! Hail Mary!
Holland uses his last ounce of strength to reach out for the ropes but he can’t extend his fingers fully due to Lacklan’s stomps earlier! Holland’s expression is that of bloodied agony, Lacklan’s that of a relentless demon. That's when cherry blossom petals start falling from the ceiling.
Finale: The fuck is this?
Thad Balk: I usually do not care for cursing but...the fuck is this?
The referee is distracted as hundreds of thousands of cherry blossom petals are falling into the ring and into the audience, covering everything. Even Lacklan is distracted, still with Hail Mary locked in. Your screen is almost filled with pink, that's when a figure appears on the apron.
Finale: Someone is here! Who is that?
Whomever it is, they climb to the top rope and quickly leap off with a frog splash landing on both champion and challenger. The perpetrator then slides out of the ring and disappears through the crowd. The exhausted wrestlers in the ring are both laid out and the referee has no choice but to call for the bell.
The final shot of Frontline II is that of Holland and Lacklan, both covered in cherry blossom petals. The referee lays the World Title down beside Holland. Frontline goes off the air with no definitive winner...
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