:: ARENA ::
The lights of the arena go dark as guitars fill the P.A. system, Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata filling the air. A red spotlight shines down on the entrance ramp as Sarah Lacklan, dressed in black and red robe with her hood pulled low over her face, makes her way down the ramp, her wife Kenzi Grey behind her, the television starlet wearing a #CoolKids t-shirt. Sarah slides into the ring as Kenzi grabs her a microphone, and the Firestarter pulls back her hood and spews forth a plume of red mist into the air to the delight of the crowd.
Sarah Lacklan:: Two weeks ago, a travesty occurred. Something which shall forever be entered into the halls of humankind of infamy as a detriment to society itself. Two weeks ago, moments before I was about to choke out some ERMAHGERD CRAZEBALLZ dude and fulfill your dreary lives as the Elysium World Champion, some dude with some pretty sweet special effects ruined the moment.
Sarah pauses, needing a second to gather herself. Kenzi is there to offer her spouse a sympathetic grasp of the shoulder.
Sarah Lacklan: Indeed, the light and brightness that your pathetic lives could have achieved, the warm blanket of comfort for your existence that would have been the title around my waist was stripped away by some unknown yet apparently pretty coolio assailant. Woe! Woe is your lives. Woe! Woe is your reality. Woe! Woe is the fact that you must STILL look up to that horrendously ugly man in Holland as your hero.
She raises a finger into the air, as if raising and holding hope itself balanced on a pointed fingertip.
Sarah Lacklan: But! Oh holy hell BUT! I am out here today to DEMAND a rematch! I am out here to DEMAND that Mister Uglypants has to put up his title against me again so that he may LOSE to me, just as he was about to two weeks ago. I DEMAND that the gracious, loving, attractive, gentle, kind Mister Godless grant me a match to make up for the dastardly interloper who robbed you all of that sweet embrace of my greateness. I DEMAND it, Sir!
??: Someone should be asking politely, not making demands.
The crowd shares a round of booing and applause as SHIDO makes his way down the ramp. He strolls around, twirling a microphone in his hand, with a dark chuckle on his lips. He saunters playfully, pointing at Sarah with a lazy finger.
SHIDO: I'm not sure where you get off thinking that you deserve a rematch, or rather, a rematch right now. C'mon, you had several chances to do the deed, pull the trigger, and realize your dreams. Cliches aside, everyone in attendance saw you fail once more to dethrone Erik Holland. Meanwhile on the other side of the world--the one that doesn't just involve you--SHIDO became the number one contender! OHMEGEESWEETBABYJESUS!
He speaks in a tone very close to Sarah's actual voice, only spoiled by his deeper inflections that he tried to hide.
SHIDO: It's a shame, really. You got this close.
SHIDO made the motion with his fingers, leaving only the smallest of gaps.
SHIDO: This close to choking out Erik, but hey...
A shrug.
SHIDO: You choked.
SHIDO suddenly busts out in a fit of laughter, having to wipe some tears from his eyes.
SHIDO: Oh Gods, I'm funny.
He straightens up.
SHIDO: I know that you know that you do get a rematch at some point. I mean, someone did interfere. In the grand scheme of professional wrestling, that means that your match was tainted. So the little soapbox you're standing on has some meaning behind it. It's just that you need to wait your turn. You could've beaten Erik earlier if that was the case. You were so confident about it after all. That's why I don't have sympathy for you and what happened. If you only did what you did six seconds earlier. What a shame.
“Autonomous Combat System”, sans intro, starts thrumming over the speakers as the World Champion makes his way out, clad in the new "HEELS AGAINST THE WALL" Badd Breed shirt and with the championship belt slung across his chest like a bandolier. The mic is hanging loosely in his hand as he regards Lacklan and SHIDO both with an intense glare, before planting himself at the top of the ramp on his ample ass, as the strobes blaze around him. He sets the World Championship in front of him as he sits cross legged on top of the ramp, still glaring down at SHIDO and Lacklan who are ringside.
Erik Holland: What kills ME about this whole thing is that you two sad clowns actually thought I was happy about there being interference in my match..
Erik emphatically shakes his head.
Erik Holland: I might still BE the Elysium World Champion, I might still BE very proud of this fact, but the way I retained the belt? Because some...some shithead who has a preference for cherry blossoms decided to jump in the ring and cause a disqualification? I'm disgusted by that. I'm APPALLED by that. World Champions should win or World Champions should lose based on their OWN talents, not because of outside forces. But it seems to me that just being public about my discontent isn't good enough for you, Lacklan..
He pauses, letting the Red Queen soak it in that those murky eyes are focused on her.
Erik Holland: It's almost as if you're asking me to come down there, give you this belt, kiss your feet and beg your forgiveness. And if you're ASKING that, I can say this, you're ASKING the wrong guy. Considering you've already failed to take this from me twice now...
Oh, snap. The crowd 'ooohs' a little bit.
Erik Holland: You think I'd do that and let you have the World Championship that easy? Let you get off scott-free? Nah. I can give you a third chance to lose to me, though, I don't mind doing that at all. If you're gonna' take this title from me, Lacklan, I don't care what you think you were about to do, or what you ALMOST did!
Erik's voice becomes raw, shouty and sharp, like a bulldog barking. You can even see a couple flecks of spit land on his microphone as he continues his diatribe.
Erik Holland: If you're going to take this title from me you're gonna' do it in the ring, in the confines of a match! Or...as you've demonstrated in the course of almost 90 minutes now and two matches...maybe you won't. But I guess we sign that dotted line and see for ourselves, right?
A pop from the crowd, they would love to see this business between Lacklan and Holland finally come to a head.
Erik Holland: As for you, SHIDO, I know you're just begging and chomping at the bit to get your ass kicked too, but considering that you are the number 1 contender, you'll STAY that way while I face Lacklan. And then I promise, SHIDO, cross my heart..
Erik even crosses his heart with his free hand, grinning sickly.
Erik Holland: That I'll break YOU next.
SHIDO looks back and forth between both Lacklan and Erik, before erupting into a heavy fit of laughter. He doubles over, having to rely on the nearby ring apron to keep himself steady. He taps the microphone on said apron before stabilizing.
SHIDO: You'll break me next? Coming from the lad that almost lost his belt last show? It'd be different if the interference prevented you from winning, but that interference saved your reign. Mr. Big Baller over here wants to talk all big, when he truly doesn't deserve to hold that belt anymore. He doesn't deserve it as much as Lacklan deserves another shot at it, but I see where this is all going. Treating me like an afterthought, that's fine. I can tell you how this all pans out, let me show you.
He straightens up, presenting his hands out like some sort of instructor.
SHIDO: Holland will keep having heat with Lacklan. Lacklan will keep crying about how she deserves another shot. SHIDO comes in to his rightful championship match, and wins the championship. We call that a "monkey wrench", my lovely, little imbeciles. Erik and Lacklan can fight all they want after I win the championship, but that's all it will be. It'll be a fight, the end of a drawn out war. Meanwhile, I will await one of them to run their mouths about wanting what I've won back. Then I can stand in the ring and think about if you deserve it.
SHIDO clears his throat, and shrugs.
SHIDO: Probably not, but I'll give it a thought.
Sarah Lacklan:: Boys! Boys!
She pauses until all the eyes are on them and then smiles.
Sarah Lacklan: You're both pretty. Stop fighting, okay? There are...like...three people in the crowd who kinda-sorta care about you and they might be getting upset. And besides all THREE of us know that the only reason SHIDO is #1 contender is because I was too busy making Holland change the A in "champ" to a U to win ANOTHER #1 contender's match!
Sarah gives them both one of her patented Eye Rolls of Exaggeration.
Sarah Lacklan: Now, back to my demands. I DEMAND that the honorable and totes cute Mister Godless come out here and make the Fang Gang happy by giving me what is rightfully mine...the opportunity to keep making Holland look like a lame dummy!
At the final word from Lacklan the lights in the arena cut. There is an ear piercing tone that cuts the murmurs in the crowd and on the tron an image fades into view, it is that of the sharply dressed owner of Elysium, Godless. The Founder is standing tall with his arms crossed in front of him.
Godless: I have stated before that I have no desire to be on screen unless the situation is at a point that it demands my intervention. Right now, I am hearing a lot of demands and I do not like what I am hearing.
The shot briefly cuts to Lacklan who smirks.
Godless: I am quite aware of what happened on the last episode of Frontline and I am not pleased with the result. I know exactly who interfered in the main event. That person will not admit what they have done and I have no desire to interrogate them about it. I know what they were trying to do last week and I will not give them the satisfaction. It seems that the person who interfered did so in the hopes that I would make the championship match at Hallowed Ground a triple threat. Why they would want that, I do not know but I will let the perpetrator reveal that at their leisure.
The shot then cuts to SHIDO but only for a moment.
Godless: The match at Hallowed Ground will not be a triple threat match. I am not out here to announce that. The fact of the matter is that there are two issues that need solving. One being who is the number one contender for the championship at Hallowed Ground and the second is what will become of the other person. SHIDO, you defeated Deus last week to claim the number one contendership, however, the Lacklan/Holland issue has not been resolved.
Holland looks up at the ramp from the tron, cradling the championship in his arms.
Godless: Therefore the main event of Hallowed Ground will see the final match in the Lacklan/Holland series. And since the last time we saw them on pay per view they went for an hour, I am going to make them do it again in a Broadway Match. Whomever has the most decisions at the end of sixty minutes will be the Elysium World Champion.
SHIDO's expression doesn't change, he just stares ahead at the tron.
Godless: As for you SHIDO, you can thank whomever interfered in the main event for what will befall you at Hallowed Ground. You will be taking on a man who has become for his cold demeanor and his brute strength. Allow me to introduce your opponent in Los Angeles, a man who is seething to prove himself, "The God Tier" Vitoly Volkov.
"The Crown of Evermore" by Valor cues up and Vitoly Volkov steps through the curtain. The God Tier hasn't even bothered wiping the blood off of his face from earlier, he looks very menacing. Volkov walks past Holland on the ramp and takes a moment to look down at the World Championship. Volkov then steps in front of Holland and stares a hole through SHIDO as Frontline goes off the air.
Elysium Pro Wrestling 2017