Robin O’Ryan: The following contest is your Hallowed Ground main event and it is for the Elysium Pro Wrestling World Championship.
Just like a vision came in my wildest dreams
Among the darkness and enchanted evil screams
The voice so clearly spoke of past forgotten lore
Of sunken cities and of underwater shores
"The Crown of Evermore" by Valor cues up and Vitoly Volkov stomps out on to the stage. Volkov surveys the crowd with a cold glare before he marches to the ring.
Robin O’Ryan: Introducing first from Moscow, Russia, weighing in at 245lbs., “The God Tier” Vitoly Volkov!
Once within the confines of the ropes Volkov stomps around the ring and then beats his chest, letting out a loud growl in process.
Robin O’Ryan: Introducing second…
A hum spans out among the arena; the lights start to die down to a somber fixture.
"Honeythief" by Halou, the song that beckons the arrival of the confusing entity known as SHIDO greets the audience. The softly spoken lyrics accompany SHIDO as he strolls onto the stage, lackadaisical in presence and body language. He presents himself onto the stage, standing at the edge with his head titled to the side. A single floodlight shines underneath, helping shadows crawl up his body and shroud pieces of his body. It illuminates the shining white jacket, also showing the bits of black paint that display the controlled chaos that is his mind. He starts down the ramp, rocking his head to the side. The lyrics' intensity explode, the instrumentals pick up, but not does SHIDO’s external energy. An awkward grin looms on his face, offsetting the lack of vision on his eyes. The lighting starts to cycle through dark purples and soft whites until he makes it down to the end of the ramp.
Robin O’Ryan: ...from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, weighing in at 232lbs., “The Edge of Reality” SHIDO!
SHIDO drags himself onto the ring apron, relaxing on it. He lowers his body down, hanging by his arm on the rope. When he hits the apron, he stretches all the way out and slides into the ring. As he lies there, he contemplates getting up. When he does, he establishes an eerie pace until he's upright. The lights flash brighter to show SHIDO in all of his glory. He times his final stance in the ring with his arms out. SHIDO brings his arms upward, stretched out as a spotlight casts onto him. His arms continues to rise upward to the now dying spotlight until he's completely immersed in darkness. When the lights come back up, Shido has positioned himself on the bottom rope, using it as a seat.
Robin O’Ryan: And now…
The lights vanish. The crowd is on their feet, wondering what is going on.
PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS FEARFUL OF SOMETHING THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND
THE NEXT STEP IN EVOLUTION IS A MACHINE
A MACHINE THAT CAN THINK [AND] FEEL
SURVIVING...IS [ALL] THAT WILL MATTER
After a few long moments, a pulsating and punishing salvo of Fear Factory's guitars and drums assault every one of our senses, with strobe lights blazing in time in red and white. We can see the silhouette of Erik Holland on the top of the stage, pacing back and forth, shaking his head, arguing with himself, tugging at his hair, generally just working himself and the crowd into a frenzy before he stomps toward the ring at an accelerated pace.
Refuse to give me a life extension
Sever mortality from existence
Disconnect the chains of fate
Disrupt and disobey
Disobey
The strobes stop and explode into a cacophony of red and white searchlights as Erik Holland is seen fully now, yelling about what violent things he's going to do as he bounces from one side of the entrance ramp to the other, pinging off the crowd like a pinball.
What you thought was your human redemption
Waking up to engines of destruction
Disconnect and circuit break
Impulse to eliminate
ELIMINATE
He arrives at ringside and circles the ring one and a half times before jumping on the apron facing the hard camera, staring out to the vast expanse in a crouch before he ducks through the ropes into the ring. Heading to one turnbuckle, he hops up on the second rope and throws his arms out to welcome the roars of the crowd.
I
AM
A
WEAPON
OF
HUMAN
DESIGN
Erik is now seen slumping in the corner, back against the second pad and ass on the mat, glowering up at the camera from behind his entrance mask.
Robin O’Ryan: ... from Silent Hill, representing The Badd Breed, weighing in at 265lbs., he is the Elysium Pro Wrestling World Champion, “The Weapon of Human Design” Erik Holland!
Holland reaches up and peels the mask off, yelling something we can't hear over the music and cheering at the cameraman before he slings the mask into the crowd and pulls himself up onto his feet with help from the ropes, ready to begin the match.
Ding, Ding!
The bell sounds and Holland almost immediately goes for SHIDO but the latter decides to see what is going on outside the ring. SHIDO walks around ringside with his back to Holland and this gives Volkov the opportunity to charge like a bull and smash Holland with a forearm shot to the back of the head. Holland stumbles forward but then turns and catches Volkov with an uppercut that staggers The God Tier backward. Holland rushes Volkov and smashes him with a lariat.
Filth Murphy: Look Todd, SHIDO is coming to see us.
Thad Balk: My name is not Todd, Murphy.
Filth Murphy: Yeah I know!
Outside the ring SHIDO has approached the commentary table. SHIDO leans on the announce table and whispers something to Filth Murphy. SHIDO then casually watches the action, yawning. In the ring Holland has Volkov mounted and Holland is keeping Volkov grounded with some forearm smashes. Holland gets Volkov up and then plants him with a swinging neckbreaker.
Thad Balk: I can not say that this is not a good strategy on the part of SHIDO.
Filth Murphy: He just told me that he is going to win. Fuck, wait I shouldn’t have spoiled that. My bad.
Thad Balk: He will have to earn it.
Both men in the ring are back up and Volkov tries to halt Holland’s momentum with a hard shot to the mid-section. Volkov hits the rope and comes charging back at Holland but Holland duck underneath a clothesline attempt, hits the opposing ropes and goes for a pump kick but Volkov sidesteps it and blasts Holland with a big lariat.
Thad Balk: These two may be two of the most powerful men in Elysium. Two bulls going at it.
Filth Murphy: I saw that once once on my uncle’s farm.
Thad Balk: I think that you mean a bull and a cow.
Filth Murphy: No I mean two bulls. They were originally from San Francisco.
With Volkov focussed on Holland, SHIDO sees his opportunity. SHIDO quickly gets up onto the apron and makes sure that he isn’t in Volkov’s peripheral vision. SHIDO then looks for a springboard into the ring, in Volkov’s direction. Volkov turns at the last second and catches SHIDO, who is attempting a cross body. Volkov hoist SHIDO up over his shoulder, charges and nearly puts SHIDO through the mat with a running powerslam.
Filth Murphy: I think SHIDO may have lied to me about winning!
Volkov moves over to Holland and stomps on his head a few times to keep him down. Volkov then gets SHIDO up, puts his head between his legs and hoists SHIDO up for a powerbomb. Volkov takes a couple of steps forward and it appears that he is going to try and powerbomb SHIDO onto Holland but at the last moment SHIDO shifts his weight backward and sets Volkov flying forward with a headscissors. Volkov lands with his neck and arms draped over the middle rope, facing the crowd.
Thad Balk: SHIDO narrowly avoided potentially match ending move there.
Filth Murphy: Why would he avoid that! He wants this match to end.
Thad Balk: Yes but he does not want to lose.
Filth Murphy: Ahhh of course.
SHIDO slides forward on the mat like a snake and is face to face with SHIDO. SHIDO whispers something to the Russian Dreadnought and then smacks him in the back of the head. SHIDO stands and turns to go after Holland but the World Champion comes flying through the air and he cracks SHIDO right in the jaw with his Plan 9 From Outer Space superman punch! SHIDO drops and Holland covers.
1..
2!
SHIDO kicks out and quickly slithers under the bottom rope. SHIDO stands up on the apron and Holland goes for a running pump kick but SHIDO low bridges the top rope and Holland nearly crotches himself. SHIDO takes a few steps backward and then he runs and hits Holland with a Misfit Love sling blade that drops Holland hard onto the apron. Holland falls off of the apron to the outside. SHIDO is kneeling on the apron, smiling like the fucking weirdo that he is.
Filth Murphy: I am beginning to think that this guy is a little off, Tom!
Thad Balk: Please stop calling me that. I am serious.
Filth Murphy: I wish I could control it friend.
Volkov has made his way outside the ring but SHIDO doesn’t see him. SHIDO turns his back to Holland and looks as if he is about to attempt an Asai moonsault but Volkov runs and clubs him in the small of the back. Holland is back up and Volkov signals something to him. The two men then take hold of SHIDO and double powerbomb him off of the apron onto the floor. The back of SHIDO’s head bounces off the mat and the audience collectively gasps.
Thad Balk: Double powerbomb! SHIDO could be knocked out cold Murphy.
Filth Murphy: That happened to me one time. I was out for a solid two hours.
Thad Balk: That explains a great deal.
Filth Murphy: Aw thanks man.
Volkov and Holland both drop to a knee to recover but Holland is up first. Holland grabs Volkov by the back of the head and tries to send him head first into the ring steps but Volkov reverses it and sends Holland careening towards the steps. Holland stops his momentum with his boot and then turns just as Volkov charges and nails him with the Celestial Smite flipping spear hard into the ring steps. Volkov stumbles backward and lands on his ass, we see that his head hit the ring steps and he is bleeding from the crown.
Filth Murphy: I don’t want to be rude but that was kind of dumb!
Thad Balk: Volkov took a risk and it paid off but also hurt him. Sometimes you have to take those chances.
The God Tier stands and wobbles his way over to SHIDO. Volkov grabs SHIDO by the back of the neck and looks to set him up for the Nostrovia piledriver. SHIDO wriggles out at the last second and then reaches up and catches Volkov with a throat punch. Volkov gasps for breath and SHIDO nails him with a big knee strike. Volkov drops and SHIDO grabs his arm by the wrist, SHIDO moves Volkov’s head against the guard rail and then begins relentlessly stomping Volkov’s head against the guardrail.
Thad Balk: Oh my God this is sickening.
Filth Murphy: [wretches]
Thad Balk: Did you just vomit Murphy?
Filth Murphy: ...no.
SHIDO drops down beside Volkov and starts dropping repeating sharp elbows onto the top of Volkov’s head, opening up the cut even wider. Blood begins pouring from the top of Volkov’s head, running down his face and giving him a brutal looking crimson mask. SHIDO then stands, winds up and kicks Volkov run in the face. Blood paints the side of the barricade and SHIDO turns his attention to Holland.
Thad Balk: We are seeing a very sadistic side of SHIDO right now. He is brutalizing Vitoly Volkov.
Holland is back in the ring, trying to recover but his ribs have taken a beating. SHIDO slides into the ring and immediately moves to a turnbuckle. SHIDO starts removing the top turnbuckle pad and tosses it into the audience. SHIDO hits Holland with a knee to the side of the head and then sends him into the exposed turnbuckle. SHIDO turns to the crowd, not waiting for Holland’s body to connect. SHIDO bows but Holland had jumped up to the top rope. Holland leaps off with a flying bulldog, planting SHIDO into the mat with The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari.
Thad Balk: Arrogance just cost SHIDO big time!
Filth Murphy: This guy is a showman, you have to suffer for your art sometimes!
The World Champion stands and calls out to Los Angeles. They are firmly on his side and he is ready to try and end this thing. Holland stands SHIDO up and holds him by the hair. Holland yells “NOTHING ELSE MATTERS” before he boots SHIDO in the mid-section and then attempts Project: GABRIEL. At this time the bloodied Volkov enters the ring behind Holland. Volkov shoots across the ring and hits the opposing ropes. Holland does not have time to react, Volkov flattens the champion with a lariat.
Thad Balk: Vitoly Volkov may have just prevented the end of this contest.
Filth Murphy: Should have waited. Let Holland hit the move and then dump him to the outside.
Thad Balk: That...that is actually great insight.
Filth Murphy: What is?
SHIDO crumples to the mat and Volkov quickly grabs Holland. Volkov applies the Banshee Muzzle submission and screams out in Russian, blood flowing down his face. Volkov is screaming for Holland to quit but the champion refuses. SHIDO pulls himself up using the ropes and then charges and breaks the hold by putting Volkov down with the Misfit Love sling blade! SHIDO covers Volkov.
1..
2..
..!
Thad Balk: Near fall from The Edge of Reality!
Volkov kicks out at the last moment but SHIDO quickly transitions and applies his patented Era Vulgaris submission! Volkov’s face is being ground into the mat leaving a giant blood stain the longer the hold is applied. SHIDO wrenches on it as much as he can but the referee isn’t getting a submission from Volkov. At this time Holland has hoisted himself up to the second rope. Holland leaps off and lands on SHIDO with a senton, breaking the hold. Holland covers SHIDO.
Filth Murphy: That wasn’t very nice at all. I’m sorry, I had to say it.
1..
2..
..!
SHIDO kicks out and Los Angeles can’t believe it. Holland grabs SHIDO and sends him hard into the corner. Holland follows that up with a hard knee to SHIDO’s med-section. Holland then starts laying into SHIDO with some huge strikes but SHIDO puts a stop to it by spitting in Holland’s face! SHIDO headbutts Holland insanely hard in the forehead. SHIDO grabs the back of Holland’s head, licks the champ’s cheek and then smashes Holland with a short arm lariat. SHIDO covers Holland.
Filth Murphy: A show of friendship! He’s letting him know that this is nothing personal. How sweet.
Thad Balk: That could not be any further from correct.
1..
2..
..!
Volkov is up and he nails SHIDO with a running boot to the head which breaks up the count. Volkov then returns the favor from earlier, he begins relentlessly stomping on the side of SHIDO’s head. SHIDO quickly gets up and hits a throat thrust to Volkov. SHIDO falls through the ropes onto the apron but Volkov is a man possessed. Volkov gets out onto the apron with SHIDO but SHIDO hits him with another throat thrust which subdues the Russian Dreadnought.
Thad Balk: SHIDO has brutalized Volkov in this match. He seems to have The God Tier’s number at every turn.
SHIDO takes hold of Volkov and tries to set him up for the Bloodstained Love Story but Volkov elbows SHIDO in the side of the head and breaks his grip. Volkov then hits SHIDO with a knee to the midsection, positions SHIDO’s head and then Volkov drops SHIDO with a Nostrovia piledriver onto the apron! SHIDO’s head is driven right into the apron and he falls to the outside. Volkov, a bloody mess, turns his attention back to the champion in the ring.
Filth Murphy: Can I tell you a secret Tom?
Thad Balk: ...what Murphy?
Filth Murphy: I find this man frightening.
Thad Balk: You are not alone.
Filth Murphy: Aw.
Volkov steps through the ropes and has his sights set on Holland. We see that SHIDO’s headbutt has busted Holland’s forehead open. Volkov grabs Holland by the hair and it’s almost as if Volkov his holding Holland up on his feet. Volkov grabs Holland by the throat but Holland breaks Volkov’s grip, slides behind The God Tier and then spins Volkov around and treats him to a discus lariat. Volkov drops and Holland covers.
1..
2..
..!
Thad Balk: Not quite!
SHIDO barely makes it into the ring to break up the fall. SHIDO is favoring his neck but he starts stomping on Holland’s injured ribs. SHIDO then mounts Holland and starts digging his fingernails into Holland’s forehead wound, opening it up as wide as he can! Volkov comes out of nowhere and nails SHIDO with a bicycle kick. Volkov gets SHIDO up over his shoulder again and lawn darts The Edge of Reality face first into the exposed turnbuckle.
Thad Balk: That has come back to bite SHIDO!
Filth Murphy: I think HE actually just bit IT.
Thad Balk: Very true.
Volkov can’t capitalize, he drops to a knee and it appears that he can barely see. Volkov turns to see Holland an Volkov tries to boot Holland in the mid-section but Holland blocks it, grabs Volkov’s arm, applies a reverse waist lock and then spins Volkov around. Holland quickly smashes Volkov with a discus forearm to the face and then transitions right into Project: GABRIEL. Holland covers.
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SHIDO is up, his bottom lip busted open.
2..
SHIDO sprints across the ring and dives.
..3!
SHIDO lands on Holland but it’s too late.
Ding, Ding, Ding!
Robin O’Ryan: Here is your winner and still Elysium Pro Wrestling World Champion, “The Weapon of Human Design” Erik Holland!
“Autonomous Combat System” by Fear Factory hits the speakers and Holland is handed the World Championship title. SHIDO lays on the mat face down in complete disbelief. Holland raises the championship high and Los Angeles is on their feet. Holland climbs to the top rope and raises the title in the air. The final shot is that of Volkov bloodied on, laying on his back and SHIDO on his knees staring at the champion in the distance.
Elysium Pro Wrestling 2017