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Post by Eʟʏsɪᴜᴍ Pʀᴏ on Mar 16, 2018 11:34:44 GMT -8
SUMMIT SERIES - IRON BLOCK
Iron Championship
[Iron Rules Match]
Psico vs. F.M. Young (c)
Deadline: Friday March 23rd, 2018 at 11:59pm EST
Limits: 2 Promos of 1000 Words Each [Maximum]
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Post by F.M. Young on Mar 22, 2018 17:22:55 GMT -8
Sloan sits at her desk buffing her nails, looking a little bored, stiletto frame glasses sitting at the end of her nose.
"Don't mind me, I'm just channeling the spirit of this weeks opponent, Mr. Minimum Effort. I mean why put in all the work toward fancy production, he certainly won't. Back to that in a minute though because oh ye grateful masses. As of today, FM Young has been Iron Champion for 105 days, that makes her the longest reigning champion in Elysium’s history. The only reason she doesn't have the right to say she's been on every Elysium show is that she was hired after Wide Awake but she's been on every show since then. FM told everyone starting with Anthony Xavier that she would take the Iron Title and elevate it and being as she's the Champion with the most title defenses to date, she's done exactly that. The Iron Title match has on several occasions been more widely talked about than even the main event. She told Jake Archer that he wasn't stopping her from banking a fifth title defense and she was right. All of you, by the way, complaining that I'm mean and annoying you're all the exact type of people that don't realize that this business is at least 50% shit talk. Young respects all of her opponents to a point. That's fine I don't need her to be good at this bit, that's what I'm here for. I need my champion to be good and clearly she is. All I did was tell her that she didn't need to hold back anymore, that she could be as reckless and ruthless as needed and not to mind the haters."
Sloan leaned forward tapping red painted nails on her desk, the Iron Championship and the AXW Xperience championship clearly visible in cases behind her along with Alexa’s other title belts.
"She could easily demand a Hybrid title match right now. However, why stop there? Winning Summit Series is the fastest way to the top of Elysium. Which brings me back to Pissco or was it Picrust? I forget. It doesn't matter, you boyo don't matter. I'm not going to sit here and try to lecture you on the value of hard work. Because you won't listen but I will tell you that from where I'm sitting there are no shortcuts home, no easy way out. You thought socking the Titanness in the eye with brass knuckles was a brilliant master plan? Weapons are all on allowed in an Iron Rules match but anyone that's ever been in the ring with this woman will tell you. They aren't the answer to your salvation. FM is a woman motivated by the taste of her own blood, a competitor whose opponents have ended up thanking deities when the match is over. Your fighting the undisputed master of the Iron Rules match, it’s another fun fact that no one else on the roster has been in more of them."
Sloan pulls a cigarette out of her blazer pocket, lights it with a wooden match from her desk and takes a long drag, letting the smoke spiral out of her mouth slowly. The usually acerbic woman is obviously enjoying this low effort dressing down.
“Don't think I missed it when you introduced yourself and called FM a poor imitation of Xena. I think you missed the point, snickerdoodle. That'd you'd even think to compare FM even poorly to the woman of many skills, means that she's making the impression she wants to make. You came to Elysium thinking it champion's easy targets. You haven't even manage to beat a single one of its competitors. Are you going to tell me how Boots Martin would have said this? Pretending of course to forget her name, or are you finally going to circle around and tell me what Sam Hamilton might think? Brass knuckles aren't the answer. I want to know, what hope does a man who puts most of his effort into thinking of the quickest easiest way to perform a match thinks he has? What you should be thinking is 'Oh god, when I try that flying crotch maneuver I really hope this woman doesn't hit me so hard with a piece of rebar that my dick bursts like a blood balloon.’ FM knows your type, she's dealt just fine with glib jokesters who think the world of themselves and look for all the dirty tricks. So have I, frankly you're like Reddit gained consciousness and climbed into one of those body positive mannequins. So I've told FM to go ahead and keep making a sharp and fine point of it, by kicking the ever-loving crap out of you. Pissco, you're a bit well rounded, but mostly a flyer and FM has the natural and curious position of having a very similar set of skills. The difference being, that she's got a driving and furious power game, she knows how to handle equal sized foes...Just ask Sammykins, who you failed to beat even after trying to cave her eye socket in. Every match is a war with FM. All distances gone, and you don't even want to try and keep up. The only reason your in this match is that Summit Series is a Round Robin. She's going to pick you apart, that’s not a warning, it's not a premonition, it's a statement of intent. A promise, backed by the bank of the longest reigning champion in the companies history."
Sloan took another drag off her smoke and waved to the camera.
“Goodbye Pissco, and I mean that. FM has a date with two more points, and next Frontline, destiny if you believe Hamilton. I’d like to say I look forward to your reply, but I don’t. Just do your thing, call us stupid, make your jokes and go get your ass beaten. Yet. Again.”
The camera goes dark.
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Post by F.M. Young on Mar 23, 2018 18:29:52 GMT -8
Today Sloan is jogging with FM Young jogging next to her. The bigger woman us taking long strides and jumping park benches in one leap. They both stop at a park and Sloan points to a set of monkey bars, catching her own breath.
"Go climb those and do handstand push-ups for a while. It'll make a good background shot."
FM nodded and jogged over leaping up the monkey bars and lifting herself into the air, she adopted a look of concentration and began to lever herself up and down while upside down on the top of the monkey bars.
Sloan puts her hands on her hips and looks at the camera with a smirk on her face. Her pink and purple tracksuit a contrast to the green and grey landscape. Her long brown hair pulled back into a ponytail.
"On a very rare occasion, some of FMs opponents have the fantastic idea of having somewhere else very pressing to be before taking on a match with FM. Which is exactly what funnyman seems to have done, why else wouldn't he be here running his mouth? Is he going to show up last minute, or is he just so lazy that he's forgotten he's supposed to come promote his title match? Maybe he's just given up prematurely. Well, that's not going to save you from the beating, Funnyman that I promise you, you can run all the way back to the masked hills from which you claim to have come but in the ring day. That bell's tolling for you. You ever wonder why people wear masks? Usually, because they're hiding from someone, but more commonly still they're running from something. I almost, almost have it in me to wonder what snickerdoodle think's he's running from, and obviously not all that fast with the shape he's in. There's a little bit of flab under that flashy suit, trust me, I'm a woman I know."
The camera pans back to FM gritting her teeth and growling under her breath as she lifts herself up and claps after each push-up. Sloan gestures slightly and watches with a grin, FM's shirt has ridden up exposing her stomach and the bottom of her bra to the open air.
"Pissco, you're not running hard enough nor fast enough. You're standing staring down the barrel of a well-oiled machine. Iron Girder, a full steam train running right down on you, and you are the tied to the tracks my friend. No lazy way out of this, which I suspect is why you've just given up. Like I said, occasionally her opponents have good idea's and staying quiet is one of Pisco's better ones. I understand you not wanting run your mouth, here or on twitter least it goes writing checks your ass doesn't really have to cash. It doesn't matter, what you're running from, or where you're running too, you're half-assed game can't save you and Sunday you've run out of places to hide."
Sloan crosses her arms over her chest and stares into the camera with that ever-present scowl that most middles managers suspect they have but can never quite master. The scowl of a person who makes their living making other people professionally upset.
"What else I have to say? I realize most of the rest of this roster is slow as all hell, but seriously the more you're all pissed off at me? The more annoyed you are? The better a job I'm doing, and this is my job, to tell you all the little truths you don't want to hear. I'm here to tell you all about how and why you won't win and you bunch of whiners of course are goong to complain about that. I get under peoples skin, it lets FM Young pick out all of your weaknesses. She's good in the ring a master athlete and a talented in ring performer. On top of that, she's a predator, an explosive combustible animal perfectly capable of picking people apart. What's more is that she enjoys that, for FM there is nothing but this she won't lose. Not even Elina Cartel had a ready answer when confronted with how far FM has come. Her manager instead chose to call the Amazon an I'd be. That's fine, she takes no offense to his simple words. She's not going back to the bottom of the card, the only reason she hasn't beaten SHIDO? She hasn't been allowed, she's been faithfully holding down the Iron Division. The woman is a soldier, she does what she is commanded to but she will take every opportunity she is given. The Summit Series was designed to find the one roster member worthy of headlining Kingdom Come. That is FM Young. Nobody, not Psico, not Samantha Hamilton and not even SHIDO. Good luck in your match Boots, we'll be watching."
With that Sloan whistles and waves FM down off the monkey bars. FM lifts herself up does a back flip and sticks the landing at the base of the metal structure as the camera fades out.
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