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Post by Eʟʏsɪᴜᴍ Pʀᴏ on Mar 20, 2018 18:19:34 GMT -8
[Singles Match]
Alice Knight vs. "The Chemist" Jesse White
Deadline: Friday March 23rd, 2018 at 11:59pm EST
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Post by Alice Knight on Mar 20, 2018 21:18:49 GMT -8
We open on a shot outside a small Mexican restaurant where we see kids playing around a fly infested garbage can. Inside we see a table where newly signed Elysium star Alice Knight is sitting with a bunch of people.
Alice: So I says, I says. I says, "Hey guy, don't eat what's in that! That's a garbage bag of rotten onion peelings." and sure as I am sitting here today... he at the whole bag of onion peelings right in front of my eyes. IT WAS AMAZING! (Alice bursts into laughter as does the other dinner guests) After that, we came best friends. Now every time I cross the border to wrestler to Mexico or am on the run from the Po-Po's. I always get a drink with my ol' friend , Tee.
Tee: Aww shucks!
Alice: YOU STILL SMELL LIKE A ROTTEN ONION! OR MAYBE IT'S JUST PART OF THIS FILTHY TOWN!
Alice bursts into laughter again. This time no one joins in. She looks at her drink of wine uncomfortably.
Tee: So Alice-sium. Feel free to use that. Who you facing in your debut match? Anyone we might know!
Alice(rolling her eyes): Some townie I think. Name is Jesse White. The Chemist. So bad it sounds like something out of Breaking Bad. I know right? Me. Alice Knight going up against Jesse White? And that's not all TeeDog. It's not even going to be televised. Like, what the feck?!?! It's like this pre-show for only those in attendance. What am I some sloppy wet sludge to be messed around with? What am I some kind of joke?
Tee: Well... you were just playing spit-balls with those Mexican children before we came into the restaurant.
Alice(sighing): Like how long ago was that?
Tee: Ball park it? 20 minutes ago... but honestly, Alice. You're no joke. But don't take this as an insult, hun. You'll move up the ladder, you always do.
Alice: Look, I get it. You got to pay your dues. Can't start at the top. I mean... I could... and probably should. I mean I guess I can go in and squash this Jesse guy. Instead of going for a Elysium championship bout in my debut match. Getting squashed by SHIDO or FM Young in my debut would also be bad. But come on. Throw this beautiful face on television at the very least. This (she points to her face) makes people pay and makes people stay! HA! It rhymes. That's going in my rhyme diary. (she quickly pulls out a mini journal and jots something down and then hides it right away) But. But. But I'm not going to lose my cool about it. Nothing good comes from that. It just sucks that I travel to Albuquerque New Mec-cee-coo, to wrestle when the people are still getting their popcorn, beers, merchandise and ant food all while i'm in the center of the ring beating down what's his face. I mean, what the hell is that about?
Tee(confused): Did you say ant food? Why ant food?
Alice: Yes ant food. What? What else are they going to feed their pet ants? Hotdog wieners? C'mon, Tee. Keep up. I love that Elysium paid my trip. And i'm so thrilled to be a part of Elysium. After I saw that Matt Damon movie I wasn't sure what to expect coming here. I mean is a ghost Will Smith going to teach me to play golf? I don't get it...
Tee: Golf? That's not the plot to Matt Damon's Elysium movie, Alice.
Alice: Who is it then, Matt Dillon? What are we talking about again?
Tee: Forget it. You got this Alice. Don't fret over nothing. Just get to know the people there and do your own thing.
Alice: I'll tell you what, if Jesse White tries any funny stuff, I may have to put a cap in that cracker. I have no idea who he is. He could be a midget or a tall midget or heck even a giant midget. Which would probably be around my size. I know how much Mexicans love their midget fights. Ugh, God forbid he's actually a REAL giant. And imagine if he beats me. I mean not going to happen of course. But if a fluke happens, and I lose to Joe White-Boy in my debut match, not on television in a pre-show dark match? I would have to cut off my face out of embarrassment.
Tee: You won't do that.
Alice: Never. I will NEVER do that. I feel stupid just saying it out loud. But I'm sure he's just a townie trying to get work. Kind of like me. Only I have star power and Jesse Whitey has... um... none. This match outta be a walk in the park regardless what size of midget Jesse White is. I just need to be dominant to show the WHOLE world... well... the people inside the arena that are there on time to actually see the match. But to show them and the roster and owners that Alice Knight is the real deal. But before that... let's get some tequila shots. HOOT! HOOT! HOOT!
Alice makes owl hoot noises as confused Tee gets up to get the drinks. A elder Mexican man looks at Alice with a smile.
Mexican Man: Ah-less. My Eng-lois is not so good. But ME! WANT! TO! MOTOR! BOAT! YOU! BOOBS!!
The table laughs as does Alice. She looks at him nodding.
Alice (laughing): I don't think that's what you mean...
Mexican man looks at wife and speaks in Spanish.
Mexican Man: How do I say, Quiero botes a motor de tus senos el boobs?
The scene fades out to black.
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