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Post by Eʟʏsɪᴜᴍ Pʀᴏ on Aug 30, 2017 16:47:58 GMT -8
Quarter Finals [Singles Match] Ashe Corvin vs. K-Remix
Deadline: Friday September 8th @ 11:59pm GMT Limits: 2 Roleplays, 1000 Words Max (Each)
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Post by Ashe Corvin on Aug 30, 2017 18:44:44 GMT -8
Elysium.
It's oddly fitting that Kelly Godless would open a wrestling promotion with that name. The man who led a group with Personal Jesus as our entrance music. The man who thought hanging other wrestlers was a fun time. Of course, he is the type that would try to make his own Paradise. His own heaven.
And just like the Elysium from the tales, he wants to gather all the young and fresh heroes. Build them up and showcase them to the world like some shiny new toy. That has really always been Kelly's M.O. though. Gather the best and brightest and show off. Too bad that is impossible.
Not saying that it can't be done. Just not the way Kelly envisioned it. He wanted the fresh, young talent to be seen. Look at them, they can really put on a show! That idea is bound to failure. There is no set standard for you. Had you revived the old family company your idea could have worked. It has the name, the history. Greatness cannot survive nor breed in a vacuum. You need a measuring stick. You need a standard by which the talent can build up towards.
You need me.
I've got the tenure. I've got the history. I have the standard for them to live up to. I know you know that too Kelly. I know because here I am, with a contract for your company. A spot in your tournament to crown your first champion. Well, at least that's what it's supposed to look like. I get it, Kelly, I really do. Got to keep up appearances. Can't just hand the title to a former team mate. Gotta make this look legit.
But that's alright. This isn't my first one night tournament. I can handle it. Will make quick work of each match, solidly displaying why I am the standard for Elysium. I will prove, once again, that I am the best there is at this. I will take this title and I will raise its standards. It will be a title that is sought after by the best and the brightest you can find. I will hold court over and judge these young heroes.
Then, when I feel that a proper successor has arrived I shall pass the title on. When it's legacy is secured, only then shall I relinquish it. You have made a wise choice Kelly. You remember my Crusade. The records I hold in your family's legacy. I will make a fine summit for your band of heroes to aspire to. Let them all come and challenge me. Let them test their might against their aspiration. Only the worthy may pass. I am their gate keeper. Their King. Their God. Soon they shall all bow before me.
The first in line is just the type I would figure that would gravitate to Elysium. K-Remix he likes to call himself. Way to hit all the hyped up buzz words in your little description. Make sure you can get all that social media hype behind yourself. Let them build you up to think you will win this tournament. The fans always know who is gonna win. They always back their favorite.
Hit all them buzz words and get all the fans you can. You are going to need mighty large and full sails to get past me. Let all of that social media buzz inflate that ego. I do love to shut down cocky little punks. Kid, I've been in the game a lot longer than anyone else on this roster. I've seen and done most everything imaginable. So let me tell you this. The backing of the fans, honest to god, doesn't mean shit.
You need talent. You need skill. You need knowledge. You need endurance. That is what it takes to win matches, tournaments, and titles. In most every company I have worked for over my career, I have held titles and records. I have been the first, last, and best champion in them. I have help belts the longest, or most times. I'm in a few Hall of Fames and should probably be in even more.
Looking at you there Kelly.
You are so green compared to me it's not even funny. I get it though. I really do. You probably weren't coming here expecting to face a twenty year veteran of the sport. That can be a damper on anyone's parade. But there is honestly no need to feel bad about this. No need to really fear. You losing was just inevitable. And that's ok. It just means that you are on the same footing as everyone else in Elysium.
You will be par for the course. The average of the field vying for what I will have. Maybe you might learn a thing or two after I literally take you to task in that ring. I hope you even watch the rest of my matches for the night. Take notes. Learn something. Don't be like the rest of your generation. Learn from your mistakes and the abilities of others.
It's a noble thing to do. So please, I beg you. Learn. Don't waste your potential because you superior eliminated you early. There are always gonna be early eliminations. It's just your turn. Fate dealt you the short straw. You're young. You will have plenty more chances and opportunities. Who knows, you might even make your way up the mountain to stand across the ring from me again.
It will be a day that I look forward to. The day you have a chance to over come your first loss. The blemish to the start of your career. So please, worry not. And please, little fly.
Step into my parlor.
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Post by K-Remix on Aug 31, 2017 10:52:27 GMT -8
Somebody at Elysium loves me and that isn't sarcasm. Somebody at Elysium loves me like R.Kelly loves spraying his special brand of lemonade onto underage women. They love me like Bill Cosby loves playing lullaby and hide the pudding pop. They love me like Ashe Corvin loves the word darkness! Honestly, are we 100% sure that Ashe Corvin and Rick James aren't actually the same person? Answer me this, have you ever seen Ashe Corvin and Rick James at the same place and at the same time? Hmmm? HMMMMM!?!?!?
Okay, sorry, sorry, I'll try to be semi serious even though it's obvious my opponent isn't. Now, like I was saying, if I wasn't loved then I wouldn't have drawn father time and gotten a first match bye in the tournament. Let's pump the breaks on him for just a minute though guys. Before I get back to verbally slapping around something so bald, wrinkly, limp, and pathetic that ya'll thought I was beating off, I probably should tell you a bit about myself huh? Well I guess the first thing you figured out about me from what I've said so far is that the amount of shits I give outside of the ring typically ranges from zero to negative one hundred. Don't bother trying to figure out the math on that one either because…. Wait for it…. I don't give a shit.
See what you're not going to get from me is some kind of act in order to portray myself as something I'm not, you know, like trying to call myself the King of Darkness just like two thousand other people in the wrestling business, at least. That's right I'm so green my nickname could be the god damn Wizard of Oz, yet even I realize how corny and played out that shit is. However an edgelord veteran who has been in this business since back when the matches were in black and white still clings to that image while lecturing me about the “buzz words” I used.
I mean seriously Corvin have you looked in the mirror lately? You're over there throwing around words like “pain”, “abyss”, “darkness”, and “damnation”. So who the hell are you to question anything that I do? At least I'm not some old out of touch douchenoggin who wants to be considered tough so bad that he actually has to put words like that in the names of his moves. I mean obviously nobody would be able to tell just how big and bad his moves are if they didn't have spooky words in the names right?
What I called my moves were a combination of every day slang that I use along with me putting an updated spin on the moves that made my father a legend in this business. There were no ulterior motives there Corvin, then again you'd know that if you did any research at all on me because it was just explained in a promo that I tweeted out three days ago. THREE DAYS AGO!
Maybe my father was OCD for the way that he did things and the way that he taught me to do things but I was taught to find out as much as I could about my opponents. So while you were cutting a promo making idiotic cookie cutter assumptions about me instead of actually finding out what I was all about, I was actually looking you up. Enough to know that you've always looked at yourself as an inquisitive sort. and you've never been one to let a little thing like ethics get in the way of your curiosity. You used to mix all sorts of liquids from the refrigerator and have one of your cousins drink them, and then gauge the taste, the consistency, and whether or not they vomited.
For all of those that don't know, EVERYBODY, those were a couple lines from one of his IWF promos he did back in 2013 that I said just to let him know that I wasn't bullshitting. Matches, promos, tweets, any information is good information Ashe but as a veteran shouldn't you know that? After all didn't you give this whole big speech about being the measuring stick for us young whippersnappers yet here I am greener than the grass on the other side but you're the one looking like the amateur.
Either you don't actually care enough about this federation to put in the work to be the best or you've never put in the work it takes to truly be the best anyway and just faced sub par competition. Looking at the facts and the way I’ve already torn you to shreds I think the conclusion is pretty obvious. Even inside the ring, to me, you've never been all that great and I've yet to see anything about you that wowed me. Then again my father's legacy is the one that I'm chasing in this business and you couldn't fill his shoes if you and all your little prodigies tried to put them on at the same time. So it only makes sense that as a measuring stick, I had outgrown you by 10th grade.
To everybody watching, don't let this man fool you. In my opinion he was never that great but regardless of what I think, he's trying to make you conjure images of his former self so he can set up shop in your heads and capture a little of his old magic but I've seen this move before, hidden ball trick, he's just trying to act like he still has it. Even if you think he was good before, that isn't what he is now. Why else would he call his signing here “one last ride”, those are the words of a man who knows he's on his last legs. I'm the present and the future, he's the past, and I’m the reason his old ass isn't making it out of the first round.
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Post by Ashe Corvin on Sept 7, 2017 19:54:16 GMT -8
I am disappointedly not surprised.
Not one original thought among the lot of you. Sure, everyone said the same about me. I’m doing something that someone has done forever. What they fail to realize, despite all the ‘research’ they have claimed to do, is I’ve been doing this for a long, LONG, time. I’m a firm believer that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. I’ve literally done everything in that ring that all of you dream about. I’ve won every kind of title imaginable. Won countless tournaments. Set records that will never be broken. I’ve been inducted into countless halls of fame. I’ve done it all.
So why is an ‘old man’ like me here? Why come back to the ring when odds are, I’m just going to get injured? Because when it’s in your blood there is nothing short of paralyzation or death that will keep you away. So here I am, in a promotion run by a long time associate. Surrounded by snot nosed punks and self proclaimed greats. Sorry if nothing any of you do or say impresses me. Odds are, I’ve seen it before. Twice. And done far better.
Take this upstart little punk I have to spank in the first round. You know what buddy? I TRIED to do research on you while I did it on the rest of the field. I found plenty of a lot of them. Hell, the little albino girl has done more in wrestling than you have. The first match of yours I could find was from a few days ago. That’s it. Kinda hard to research a literal no body in this business.
So fucking what if your dad was some wrestler. Been around twenty years and I have never heard of him before looking into you. So yeah, you found out a lot of my history. Good for you! Took you what, a whole five minutes and one google search? So hard. Well done. Hope you had a nice nap after as a reward for all that “hard” work.
I honestly can’t understand how you could spout off that bullshit you did with a straight face. You claimed to do all this research and then spouted out two little snippets and assumed the rest. When I said my shit about you, it’s because you literally have nothing to base anything off of but guess work. You don’t like the nickname I decided to use this go around? Which one would you prefer? The Violent Knight of Sedition Rising? Na, that might lead some to think that I am getting preferential treatment. How bout The Crusader? No? The Devil’s Chosen Son? The Goddess’ Gift to Wrestling? I’m if you dig through the website of all my old content I’m sure you could find others I don’t remember.
Pick one buddy. Choose your favorite flavor of Ashe Corvin and I’ll treat you to him at Wideawake. Because I think everyone should donate to charity every now and again.
But there is more than just a little kid fresh off his mommies tit. There is a whole plethora of people I have the chance to face. And looking at the field, I have to admit, the biggest threat in my eyes is surprising. It’s that pale little albino girl, Sarah Grey-Lacklan.
She is a second generationer. Her father I have heard of. Never faced him, but I can respect his legacy. So here you are, your father’s daughter following in daddy’s footsteps. She has her new blushing bride at her side and the pair fly from event to event fighting any and all comers. The little girl that has talked a rather huge game. Granted she has backed a lot of it up.
But not when it counts.
You have won one accolade in your less than a year career. Mildly impressive, if you don’t look at all the title failures you have had. Choked every damn time haven’t you. Who knows, after this airs you might have gotten them tag titles you are challenging for. Doubt it though.
Past the infant and the albino, the rest of the field just blurs together. There are no standouts from any of them. The same rabble that has come through the revolving door this industry seems to have. You observe something long enough you start to see the patterns. I got a feeling a few of those in this little tournament will disappear shortly after the event is over. A few more will go as the weeks pass.
Soon there will only be a couple of the original eight left. Who will it be I wonder. Will is be this invigorated new blood? Those just starting or still finding their path? Or will it be the veteran. The one who knows how this game will play out. The one who has seen it all before and just chuckling as it repeats itself. I have everything I need to take what is mine. That title will be draped over my shoulder by the end of the night. I will carry it, and Elysium into a bright and prosperous future. Not for Kelly or any sense of nobility. But simply because I can and it is what I do.
That’s alright too though. Not everyone can do what it is I do. None of you in this tournament have what it takes to shoulder that kind of burden. But I will do it for you. I will be the Atlas that supposed the world of Elysium on his shoulders. Just sit back and enjoy your prosperity. I will make sure it is a safe trip.
At Wideawake the crown shall be bestowed upon the only true king in Elysium. Me.
The King of Darkness.
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Post by K-Remix on Sept 7, 2017 21:32:03 GMT -8
Ashe I was really expecting you to step your game up and come back with some good shit. Real talk, I didn't want it to look like I was running up the score on an old decrepit senior citizen who can no longer defend himself because the times have passed him by. However then you released your second promo and that is exactly what this has become, seriously people at home right now are screaming "STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD!".
Your "if it ain't broke don't fix it" motto is exactly why I'm talking circles around you in these promos and I'm going to be wrestling circles around you in that ring because IT IS BROKE! You're just too god damn stubborn to admit it. Bruh, would you like me to literally kill everything you just said with one point? You did your research on me correct? You saw the first match? Then why didn't you see the first promo that went along with it? The one that I tweeted out, I mean if you saw the match results that I didn't tweet then surely you saw the promo that I did. Which would beg the question as to why you were making a big deal about my move names if you saw it. The things that make you go HMMMMM.
Moving on, guys I get it, on average rookies in the wrestling business are disrespectful little shits. Which really isn't anything new because 90% of the people in the wrestling business are disrespectful little shits anyway. However with rookies it's different because they're noobs and can't handle veterans in all of their uber leet sweaty glory. If you understood that last sentence, you're a fucking nerd…… Welcome to the club! WAIT DON'T RUN, WE HAVE CAKE!
Ahem, anyway, the real reason people look down on rookies is because they think they know everything when in reality they're so far in over their head's that they're not in over their head's and then are back in over their head's again. I'll let ya'll figure that one out, it's some noobception shit. On top of that, your average rookie has received the most basic of training. Like a white girl wearing Uggs and leggings while ordering a pumpkin spice latte and talking into her Iphone about how she can't even, level of basic. But it's not their fault because they're too noobtastic to figure out that they're being extorted by some parasitic wrestling school who tells them whatever they want to hear as long the money keeps rolling in.
Now there's one key word I kept repeating throughout that whole line of thought, AVERAGE! See that's where ya'll got it twisted because you've got once in a decade talents out there, you've got once in a generation talents out there, and you've got once in a lifetime talents out there. I don't know which one of those three that I am but I can tell you this, I'm far from average and the worst mistake that you could make is thinking that I am. I mean, how could you even come to that conclusion? I'm swagadocious AF, my promos are lit AF, and when you look at my pedigree I'm thoroughbred AF! For real to think that I'm average with all the signs screaming at you that I'm not just goes to show how dense some of ya'll actually are.
When it came to my training, white girl level of basic it was not. After an initial rocky start which featured unadulterated ass kickings that my father passed off as training, I actually got to train for real. Yeah, the real training wasn't all that different from the straight up ass kickings. However there was a reason behind it, I was being prepared for what awaited me in the wrestling business. I'm talking about the best, the best of the best, my father was unrelenting because he was getting me ready for the guys out there whose talent is off the god damn charts. Guys like Aidan Collins and guys like James Raven for example. Guys astronomically better than Ashe Corvin but he probably hasn't heard of them either because it's convenient and it makes him sound like less of an ignorant jerk off. But that's why I'm so confident and that is why I know that I will be the first Elysium Pro Champion because that is the talent level that I have been preparing for and that is the talent level that NONE of my opponents have.
When I say that as a measuring stick I'd outgrown Ashe Corvin by the time I was in 10th grade, I'm being serious as a heart attack. Which Ashe Corvin might actually have, you know, because he's old as shit and looks all pale and frail like the dude from Powder. As for who I meet after my first round match, I was going to break every person in this tournament down individually and started to but then I thought, why? Why should I put on a show and break them down individually when the only person I need to break down in order to get my point across is my damn self?
With all that being said I feel as though there is only one more thing left to say and it actually comes by way of the man that I beat in my very first match, a man who had way more experience than me but was still smart enough to see how good I was. Even recognizing that, he lost, so what hope do these people taking me lightly actually have? None. Now, to paraphrase.
“Experience is handy but it doesn't make a man, his fight, that's what makes a man. As long as he has it, you can't extinguish that flame. Some just burn a little brighter than others.”
Flame on.
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