Post by Azurine Vebbins on Sept 29, 2018 11:09:08 GMT -8
[Our scene opens on a resilient yet reticent redhead imbibing coffee. She’s wearing a blue silk kimono while leaning vertically against a door jamb. “The Adorkable Angel” Azurine Vebbins takes another sip as her Camerasphere VRD (Video Recording Device) shifts focus. The shift in focus highlights one noticeable addition in her attire. Vebbins’ “halo” neck collar is no longer the one she received from “The One-Woman Army” F.M. Young. Instead, her new “halo” appears goldenrod in color. The collar also bears the symbol of her new Mistress Katalina Star.][/i]
Azurine Vebbins: Mornin’, folk! Hope everyone’s embracin’ and drinkin’ up National Coffee Day today. Been bouncin’ like whole beans da past while over dis opportunity to become Elysium Heavyweight Champion. Da Sanctum Warehouse in Toronto, Ontario, Canada will certainly be jump, jive, and wailin’ Monday night. Why? It’s Wideawake: Ex Inferno or in laymen’s terms “Out of Hell.” Who better to transcend in dis field of ten combatants dan da one dazzlin’ dame nicknamed “Da Adorkable Angel,” eh? At da very least since last competin’ in dese enigmatic Elysian fields, I’m debatably in da runnin’ for top five. Dose in da runnin’ would be SHIDO, “Da One Woman Army” F.M. Young, “Da Heart of Infinity” Alyssa Daniels, “Da Titaness” Samanda Hamilton, “World Class Chica” Talia Areano, Elina Stardust, and myself. Why did I list seven names? To show who chanters can debate for. DEIMOS is formidable but he’s not someone I view advancin’ into da War of Attrition. Same can be said for Miguel Villalobos and Ryan Gates. If dis were a team tournament, den I’d have more faid but as sin’le competitors dey don’t shine as brightly. Wid dat in mind, it all comes down to postulatin’ how I will factor into da “War of Attrition.”
Seems everybody’s talkin’ ’bout SHIDO. He’s da current, forced to defend, and drainin’ my positive vibes as Elysium Heavyweight Champion. Believes he’s da be all, end all, and dat no man, woman, child, or spectral entity...since it’s also National Ghost Huntin’ Day...can defeat him. Strappin’ my proton pack and makin’ sure his presence only haunts da proceedin’s as long as it’s necessary. Expect a new champion or else we’ll continue sleepwalkin’ in a nightmare.
Speakin’ of nightmares...Elina Stardust. She’s in da discussion since she always had my number, Alyssa’s number, and was a frenemy of SHIDO. Still, what removes her from contention is dat I haven’t heard much rumblin’ beyond dis particular brawlin’ boundary. She will be a double handful for whomever faces her, but dat’s why I have my patented Pearly Gatekeeper. Follow dat bright light, Elina, and take comfort in your condensed coma.
Speakin’ of condensed I should transition to talkin’ ’bout my frequent Empire Wrestlin’ teammate “World Class Chica” Talia Areano. She’s certainly da wildcard headin’ into dis tournament as only myself, Daniels, and Young really have grappled wid her before. An argument could be made for her bein’ top five since she’s currently da Pro Wrestlin’ Uprisin’ World Champion as well as WWA Television Champion. Dose credentials exemplify her ability to seize a major moment. However, I’m predictin’ she’ll be paired up against one of da od-ers I’m mentionin’ and won’t make it to da Main Event. She’ll still make a strong showin’, dough.
Relatin’ to strong showin’s is my recent rival and considerably da “Most Improved” grappler headin’ into dis tournament…“Da Titaness” Samanda Hamilton. Did she go dark to become DrowDown Champion when we grappled in Mile High Wrestlin’? Dat’s my notion since Shieldmaidens ran roughshod all over da territory. However, when placed head-to-head wid unpredictability bein’ at a fever pitch, I’m ahead two to one. Our last dance even saw me waltz away wid her coveted championship. Only od-er dame to do dat in dis hootenanny is Young herself.
[The mention of her first wife causes Azurine to reminisce about the night before.]
Last night anoder woman walked away wid some-din’ I wanted. Story of my life...once a wife and den perpetually bein’ a bridesmaid. It’s what most of da chanters deyr in Toronto will be ruminatin’ when viewin’ F.M. and I in da rin’ to-ged-er. We were in close proximity since her manager Jake Archer married my cousin Nike. Still, what could still have been, right? Could have remained an honest housewife and defended our domicile against dastards and drab dames. Instead, we divorced, I found love twice and deviated quite a bit from da dimwit you first met. Brin’ your Amazonian Aggression, Battery Powered Bombshell, and whatever bleep moves you plan on executin’. As for myself? I plan on steppin’ stubbornly even if I have no hope or prayer of winnin’. Dat’s genuine attrition when you believe defeat is inevitable but still dance undaunted.
Finally, da last lady Azurine Vebbins will jibber jabber ’bout is my second love and woman who I wouldn’t bat an eyelash if she won…“Da Heart of Infinity” Alyssa Daniels. Yes, we split amicably. Regardless of what happens, we’ll still be blesties. Still, da reason for our conscious uncouplin’ boils down to da fact deyr was an inequitable amount of support and praise. I was your cheerleader, biggest fan, and supported every decision you made. You, meanwhile, liked da attention but were minimal wid affection. Monday night if da two of us make it to dat “War of Attrition” Match, I hope we’re da first two. Know we’ll wea-der da storm...but more importantly...I want to be da flash of light-nin’ you view just before da clouds depart. Dat would be my silver linin’, Alyssa. Wid dat said...all da best and hope to view you all dis Monday at da Sanctum Warehouse.
Azurine Vebbins: Mornin’, folk! Hope everyone’s embracin’ and drinkin’ up National Coffee Day today. Been bouncin’ like whole beans da past while over dis opportunity to become Elysium Heavyweight Champion. Da Sanctum Warehouse in Toronto, Ontario, Canada will certainly be jump, jive, and wailin’ Monday night. Why? It’s Wideawake: Ex Inferno or in laymen’s terms “Out of Hell.” Who better to transcend in dis field of ten combatants dan da one dazzlin’ dame nicknamed “Da Adorkable Angel,” eh? At da very least since last competin’ in dese enigmatic Elysian fields, I’m debatably in da runnin’ for top five. Dose in da runnin’ would be SHIDO, “Da One Woman Army” F.M. Young, “Da Heart of Infinity” Alyssa Daniels, “Da Titaness” Samanda Hamilton, “World Class Chica” Talia Areano, Elina Stardust, and myself. Why did I list seven names? To show who chanters can debate for. DEIMOS is formidable but he’s not someone I view advancin’ into da War of Attrition. Same can be said for Miguel Villalobos and Ryan Gates. If dis were a team tournament, den I’d have more faid but as sin’le competitors dey don’t shine as brightly. Wid dat in mind, it all comes down to postulatin’ how I will factor into da “War of Attrition.”
Seems everybody’s talkin’ ’bout SHIDO. He’s da current, forced to defend, and drainin’ my positive vibes as Elysium Heavyweight Champion. Believes he’s da be all, end all, and dat no man, woman, child, or spectral entity...since it’s also National Ghost Huntin’ Day...can defeat him. Strappin’ my proton pack and makin’ sure his presence only haunts da proceedin’s as long as it’s necessary. Expect a new champion or else we’ll continue sleepwalkin’ in a nightmare.
Speakin’ of nightmares...Elina Stardust. She’s in da discussion since she always had my number, Alyssa’s number, and was a frenemy of SHIDO. Still, what removes her from contention is dat I haven’t heard much rumblin’ beyond dis particular brawlin’ boundary. She will be a double handful for whomever faces her, but dat’s why I have my patented Pearly Gatekeeper. Follow dat bright light, Elina, and take comfort in your condensed coma.
Speakin’ of condensed I should transition to talkin’ ’bout my frequent Empire Wrestlin’ teammate “World Class Chica” Talia Areano. She’s certainly da wildcard headin’ into dis tournament as only myself, Daniels, and Young really have grappled wid her before. An argument could be made for her bein’ top five since she’s currently da Pro Wrestlin’ Uprisin’ World Champion as well as WWA Television Champion. Dose credentials exemplify her ability to seize a major moment. However, I’m predictin’ she’ll be paired up against one of da od-ers I’m mentionin’ and won’t make it to da Main Event. She’ll still make a strong showin’, dough.
Relatin’ to strong showin’s is my recent rival and considerably da “Most Improved” grappler headin’ into dis tournament…“Da Titaness” Samanda Hamilton. Did she go dark to become DrowDown Champion when we grappled in Mile High Wrestlin’? Dat’s my notion since Shieldmaidens ran roughshod all over da territory. However, when placed head-to-head wid unpredictability bein’ at a fever pitch, I’m ahead two to one. Our last dance even saw me waltz away wid her coveted championship. Only od-er dame to do dat in dis hootenanny is Young herself.
[The mention of her first wife causes Azurine to reminisce about the night before.]
Last night anoder woman walked away wid some-din’ I wanted. Story of my life...once a wife and den perpetually bein’ a bridesmaid. It’s what most of da chanters deyr in Toronto will be ruminatin’ when viewin’ F.M. and I in da rin’ to-ged-er. We were in close proximity since her manager Jake Archer married my cousin Nike. Still, what could still have been, right? Could have remained an honest housewife and defended our domicile against dastards and drab dames. Instead, we divorced, I found love twice and deviated quite a bit from da dimwit you first met. Brin’ your Amazonian Aggression, Battery Powered Bombshell, and whatever bleep moves you plan on executin’. As for myself? I plan on steppin’ stubbornly even if I have no hope or prayer of winnin’. Dat’s genuine attrition when you believe defeat is inevitable but still dance undaunted.
Finally, da last lady Azurine Vebbins will jibber jabber ’bout is my second love and woman who I wouldn’t bat an eyelash if she won…“Da Heart of Infinity” Alyssa Daniels. Yes, we split amicably. Regardless of what happens, we’ll still be blesties. Still, da reason for our conscious uncouplin’ boils down to da fact deyr was an inequitable amount of support and praise. I was your cheerleader, biggest fan, and supported every decision you made. You, meanwhile, liked da attention but were minimal wid affection. Monday night if da two of us make it to dat “War of Attrition” Match, I hope we’re da first two. Know we’ll wea-der da storm...but more importantly...I want to be da flash of light-nin’ you view just before da clouds depart. Dat would be my silver linin’, Alyssa. Wid dat said...all da best and hope to view you all dis Monday at da Sanctum Warehouse.
