Blood...

A lot of people have been wanting to know where we’ve been since Elysium shut the doors. Honestly, I couldn’t care less what the fucking sheep want to know. We’ve been keeping a low profile simply because we ARE the most hated team in Elysium and we have what the other tag teams want. We are the standard bearers in the tag team division and every tag team that stood in our way all fell down like lambs being led to the slaughter.

It sounds pretty “Badd” doesn’t it?

Well, it’s hilarious to Miguel and myself because the last team to try and step up decided to run scared at the mere thought of facing us in the ring. The female member of the team realized she had feeling for yours truly and couldn’t stand being across the ring from someone who she soaked her panties at the mere sight of. Hey Tiami, when you get through with your fuckboy...come see me. I’ll please that ass right.

Enough about the piece of ass and onto what the real pressing matters. Elysium is back and better than ever. With that being said, the wolves known as The Enigma Protocol step out of the shadows. We are still the Elysium tag team champions but that isn’t the focus at the moment. Another tournament starts this one off and it is for the Elysium World Championship.

With SHIDO coming back to defend the championship.

That’s pretty tall order to ask of someone. Defend your championship in a tournament style format where one loss means that it’s guaranteed that you’re not walking out champion. Who knows what the outcome will be. All I know is that I’m coming to hurt people. That’s my goal in this tournament. Win or lose, a bunch of motherfuckers are getting hurt.

Now I have to address the elephant in the room.

I know that at one point in this tournament, Miguel and I will stand across the ring from one another. That’s not an issue for us. We love to fight and tend to wrestle around with each other in our spare time. So we will embrace the situation if it happens to rear it ugly head. Many of you think that it would split the Enigma Protocol right down the middle. It’s funny how many people like to assume shit with little to no evidence of the contrary.

Elysium, get ready because the wolves are back and we’re ready to hunt down the entire fucking roster. We smell blood and we have the urge to kill.