Post by Bex Silver on Nov 5, 2017 16:21:00 GMT -8
It is the start of the chilly winter season everywhere else; a time of year where we all bundle up in layers of clothing in fear of frostbite and impending snowfall. This is probably the case everywhere around the world, except Southern California. Welcome to the land of excess and debauchery. In many ways, Elysium is like California. A place of rabble rousers who have no idea about common decency or even laws. There is no respect for society and the natural order it. They do whatever they place without worrying about the consequences. Californians and the Elysium roster are constantly breaking the laws of common decency. Each features “stars” who feel themselves so attractive or so talented that they can get away with murder. Someone needs to keep these people in line.
The inmates can no longer run the asylum any longer.
Fortunately for Elysium, the Sexiest Enforcer of them all is on loan from the great state of California.
Our scene just so happens to open up in that amazing state where this winter day doesn’t see even a cloud in the sky and the sun is shining brightly down on the pool side. Again, maybe it is a bit unfair that Californians get to live so nicely, but God just so happens to favor them over you and your overcast days. Soaking in these rays under the cover of sunscreen isn’t just the already mentioned Sexy Enforcer, but quite a sight to behold at this private club near Malibu, California. The former beat cop turned bikini model lounges in a purple bikini as the guests and employees cannot help but at try to get at least a glimpse of others. While some sneak a quick peek and look away, other men stare at her with slack jaws. She pays these people no mind, letting them stare at her. She wears big aviators as her cop night stick is, as always, by her side. Finally, our cameras catch up with her and she pulls her sunglasses down a bit to address her public.
“Let’s keep this short and sweet, shall we?” she says in a matter-of-fact tone to the camera. If this woman is anything, she is direct and to the point. “My name is Bex Silver. Formerly Officer Silver, but those days are sadly over. Maybe I will go into that a bit more some time down the line, but for now all you need to know is that I have no problem dishing out some corporal punishment to those that deserve it. There are laws and orders that should be respected, but there are folk who blatantly break those. That is why I exist and that is what brings me to Elysium.”
Bex pauses a moment to take a sip of her margarita before handing it back to the waiter who served it to her. “And sure, you look at me and make your assumptions about my legitimacy as a ‘law-woman’ as if a woman can’t be both wonderfully attractive, but also tough as nails at the same time. That is YOUR problem and certainly not mine. The fact is that I am a gorgeous woman who has no problem reminding the world that she is better than them, but that didn’t mean I couldn’t also be an effective Police Woman. In fact, it made me an even one. It is hard to run from the five-oh when you want to cop a feel on the cop chasing you. No. I am the Sexy Enforcer for a damn good reason: I dispense justice and look damn good doing it. Consider me a modern day Charlie’s Angel.
“But let’s forget about all of that and talk about the company I just signed too, Elysium, and their opening PPV event which I am going to be apart of. Was I the hottest free agent. Well ...yes, in a physical sense, but no in the practical. Nobody has heard of me yet, right now I am just all talk. I haven’t made even a blip on the wrestling world as a whole. I am going to change that at Hallowed Ground. People are going to remember my name that evening and I will have made my mark on the wrestling world. Here is the thing, I just don’t want to be thrown into some match just to be a bathroom break or the cliche “let the newbies fight out” match. Afterall, I’m the Seductive Law Woman, I think I should be put in a position where I prove that.”
A smirks appears on her face as she lowers her aviator sunglasses even more, winking at the camera. “Which is why I propose this alternative to the men and women running this place. Instead of putting me in any old match where I’m just going to win no matter, what about using my skills as an avatar of justice? Choose any match on the card, maybe one that will need an extreme amount of law and order, and make ME the special guest referee of that particular match. Afraid that a competitor will go too far? Stick me in that match as the referee and I will show them the meaning of ‘hard times.’”
She picks up her night stick and slams it into her other hand. “Because after I get done with these hoodlums you call your roster, they will know the meaning of not just authority, but hottness.”
The inmates can no longer run the asylum any longer.
Fortunately for Elysium, the Sexiest Enforcer of them all is on loan from the great state of California.
Our scene just so happens to open up in that amazing state where this winter day doesn’t see even a cloud in the sky and the sun is shining brightly down on the pool side. Again, maybe it is a bit unfair that Californians get to live so nicely, but God just so happens to favor them over you and your overcast days. Soaking in these rays under the cover of sunscreen isn’t just the already mentioned Sexy Enforcer, but quite a sight to behold at this private club near Malibu, California. The former beat cop turned bikini model lounges in a purple bikini as the guests and employees cannot help but at try to get at least a glimpse of others. While some sneak a quick peek and look away, other men stare at her with slack jaws. She pays these people no mind, letting them stare at her. She wears big aviators as her cop night stick is, as always, by her side. Finally, our cameras catch up with her and she pulls her sunglasses down a bit to address her public.
“Let’s keep this short and sweet, shall we?” she says in a matter-of-fact tone to the camera. If this woman is anything, she is direct and to the point. “My name is Bex Silver. Formerly Officer Silver, but those days are sadly over. Maybe I will go into that a bit more some time down the line, but for now all you need to know is that I have no problem dishing out some corporal punishment to those that deserve it. There are laws and orders that should be respected, but there are folk who blatantly break those. That is why I exist and that is what brings me to Elysium.”
Bex pauses a moment to take a sip of her margarita before handing it back to the waiter who served it to her. “And sure, you look at me and make your assumptions about my legitimacy as a ‘law-woman’ as if a woman can’t be both wonderfully attractive, but also tough as nails at the same time. That is YOUR problem and certainly not mine. The fact is that I am a gorgeous woman who has no problem reminding the world that she is better than them, but that didn’t mean I couldn’t also be an effective Police Woman. In fact, it made me an even one. It is hard to run from the five-oh when you want to cop a feel on the cop chasing you. No. I am the Sexy Enforcer for a damn good reason: I dispense justice and look damn good doing it. Consider me a modern day Charlie’s Angel.
“But let’s forget about all of that and talk about the company I just signed too, Elysium, and their opening PPV event which I am going to be apart of. Was I the hottest free agent. Well ...yes, in a physical sense, but no in the practical. Nobody has heard of me yet, right now I am just all talk. I haven’t made even a blip on the wrestling world as a whole. I am going to change that at Hallowed Ground. People are going to remember my name that evening and I will have made my mark on the wrestling world. Here is the thing, I just don’t want to be thrown into some match just to be a bathroom break or the cliche “let the newbies fight out” match. Afterall, I’m the Seductive Law Woman, I think I should be put in a position where I prove that.”
A smirks appears on her face as she lowers her aviator sunglasses even more, winking at the camera. “Which is why I propose this alternative to the men and women running this place. Instead of putting me in any old match where I’m just going to win no matter, what about using my skills as an avatar of justice? Choose any match on the card, maybe one that will need an extreme amount of law and order, and make ME the special guest referee of that particular match. Afraid that a competitor will go too far? Stick me in that match as the referee and I will show them the meaning of ‘hard times.’”
She picks up her night stick and slams it into her other hand. “Because after I get done with these hoodlums you call your roster, they will know the meaning of not just authority, but hottness.”
