Post by Psico on Jan 29, 2018 23:53:27 GMT -8
You want me to introduce myself to you?
The masked man wearing all black scoffed as he stared into the camera.
Me? The man who has had marathon sex sessions longer than your federation has been open? I need an introduction? This is exactly what is wrong with the world today. Your entire federation should have gone out of their way to introduce themselves to me as soon as they heard that I may be signing here. Forget what I had done in the past. Just last year I made my debut in one of your affiliate federations. Skullfire? Swanfire? FireSky? Something like that.
He rears his head back staring at the ceiling as if in deep thought before looking back into the camera.
The name isn't really important since that place is deader than a crowd during a Tiami Erickson match. What is important is the fact that the closing of FireSky left me with nothing to do but sit at home. So sit at home is exactly what I did. I sat there and I watched cartoons. I sat there and I watched porn. Sometimes those two things overlapped.
Psico nods his head.
However, after watching one of those and I'll let you imagine which one. I saw a commercial. I'm sitting there on the couch with nothing on but my mask. My sweaty butt-cheeks sticking to the cushions of my leather couch. And a commercial started to play. Would you like to take a guess as to what it was? That's right it was a commercial for Union Battleground's Lights Out on the Battleground Network.
Even with his mask on you can see Psico smirking.
But, as I sat there scratching my balls and determining that Union Battleground was far too much work. Another commercial for a Battleground Network show started to play. This one was for Elysium's Frontline. It featured some swagtard dabbing around like an idiot. A poor imitation of Xena Warrior Princess. And, some Asian cupcake sashaying around like a high school cheerleader.
Psico momentarily hangs his head as he talks.
That was all of the motivation that I needed. If these were the champions at Elysium then obviously I wouldn't have to work that hard to earn my paychecks. So, why the hell wouldn't I sign here? I can show up, crack a couple skulls, and collect a paycheck with minimal effort. It's as simple as that.
Psico raises his head once more.
Not to mention that the blond chick with the anger issues is kinda hot. I'd let her Banger my Net. Just saying. Now is there anything else you want to hear from me? The cliff notes are that I'm here because I figured that this place would allow me to skate by with minimal effort. Plus, I'd like to walk around my house wearing nothing but my mask and Ryleigh Mathis. But not like in a Buffalo Bill sort of way. In a my Psico stick is strong enough to support her weight sort of way. Any questions? I didn't think so.
The masked man wearing all black scoffed as he stared into the camera.
Me? The man who has had marathon sex sessions longer than your federation has been open? I need an introduction? This is exactly what is wrong with the world today. Your entire federation should have gone out of their way to introduce themselves to me as soon as they heard that I may be signing here. Forget what I had done in the past. Just last year I made my debut in one of your affiliate federations. Skullfire? Swanfire? FireSky? Something like that.
He rears his head back staring at the ceiling as if in deep thought before looking back into the camera.
The name isn't really important since that place is deader than a crowd during a Tiami Erickson match. What is important is the fact that the closing of FireSky left me with nothing to do but sit at home. So sit at home is exactly what I did. I sat there and I watched cartoons. I sat there and I watched porn. Sometimes those two things overlapped.
Psico nods his head.
However, after watching one of those and I'll let you imagine which one. I saw a commercial. I'm sitting there on the couch with nothing on but my mask. My sweaty butt-cheeks sticking to the cushions of my leather couch. And a commercial started to play. Would you like to take a guess as to what it was? That's right it was a commercial for Union Battleground's Lights Out on the Battleground Network.
Even with his mask on you can see Psico smirking.
But, as I sat there scratching my balls and determining that Union Battleground was far too much work. Another commercial for a Battleground Network show started to play. This one was for Elysium's Frontline. It featured some swagtard dabbing around like an idiot. A poor imitation of Xena Warrior Princess. And, some Asian cupcake sashaying around like a high school cheerleader.
Psico momentarily hangs his head as he talks.
That was all of the motivation that I needed. If these were the champions at Elysium then obviously I wouldn't have to work that hard to earn my paychecks. So, why the hell wouldn't I sign here? I can show up, crack a couple skulls, and collect a paycheck with minimal effort. It's as simple as that.
Psico raises his head once more.
Not to mention that the blond chick with the anger issues is kinda hot. I'd let her Banger my Net. Just saying. Now is there anything else you want to hear from me? The cliff notes are that I'm here because I figured that this place would allow me to skate by with minimal effort. Plus, I'd like to walk around my house wearing nothing but my mask and Ryleigh Mathis. But not like in a Buffalo Bill sort of way. In a my Psico stick is strong enough to support her weight sort of way. Any questions? I didn't think so.
