Post by Alice Knight on Mar 17, 2018 20:45:56 GMT -8
Alice enters a dark room in a navy colored dress holding a piece of paper and her bag. A light shines on her almost blinding her.
"Please have a seat, Miss Knight."
Alice sits down holding her piece of paper. She looks into the bright light not seeing a single board members face.
Alice begins looking down at the paper and starts reading it as if it was a awkward school presentation.
Alice(uncharismaticly reading off the paper word for word) - Hi! My name is, Alice. Alice Knight. And me joining the Elysium Pro wrestling organization is not only good for me! (points to herself) but for the roster, the audience and planet earth. (She makes a circle with her finger while smiling) Let me, explain to you why I'd be perfect here using my initials. A because i am Awesome. L. Because I beat up Lame-oids. I. Because I'm intelligent and smart and clever and...
"That's enough Alice. Do you want this gig?"
Alice squinting at the bright light in front of her. Alice stands up and folds her piece of paper. Fixes her dress and begins doing a awkward robot dance.
'Miss Knight, what are you doing?'
Alice- You said something about doing a jig. I decided to do the robot. I think that was a mistake.
"WE SAID 'GIG' NOT 'JIG'!"
Alice(nodding)- Yes that makes much more sense. Hmmm. Maybe I should go. I think my RV might be parked in a handicap spot outside of these wonderful Elysium Pro offices of yours. Some lady gave me crap about parking there but i faked limp when i walked in, so it's cool. Thanks for giving me the chance. (picks up her handbag) I know the wrestling business is booming right now. And everyone who applies is like SUPER talented and trained and all that jazz. Sure I have had some moments where I kicked some butt over the years in a handful of organizations. I've struggled with drug addiction, alcohol addiction, sex addiction, spending addiction, addiction to using the word addiction. It's a rare addiction. But maybe I'm not what you guys are looking for. Which I totally get... but if you give me a chance. I promise, I can bring in some fans. Bring in some momentum to an already thriving wrestling organization. And let me state that with a song...
Alice digs in her handbag and pulls out a dirty old cassette tape recorder. She plays a instrumental version of Tom Cochrane's Life is a Highway. The audio can barely be heard but Alice swings her hips to the music.
Alice (poorly singing)- Elysium Pro is a HIGHWAY.... and I want to RIDE it ALL KNIGHT LONG! (shouting over the music) THAT'S KNIGHT WITH A 'K' like MY NAME!.... Elysium is a HIGHWAY...
"ENOUGH, MISS KNIGHT!"
Alice immediately sits down frightened like a small child.
"Look, we will give you a shot here in Elysium Pro. We're only a bit cautious because some current employees, Mr. Archer for instance, has been causing trouble with some executives working in the company. We are just hesitant in bringing in anymore, dare i say, weirdos."
Alice(smiling)- Well that's good, because I am certainly not a weirdo. In fact, i'm just like any other woman. I dress nice, I smell nice and I collect ants in my small miniature ant farm. You guys wanna see it?"
"You're not helping yourself Miss Knight."
Alice pouts.
"We look forward to see what you can bring to our company. Talk to Suzie outside and she will get you set up with forms, applications, and where to go for your first match. Good day Miss Alice Knight."
Alice curtsies for them still not seeing who is in the room. She picks up her hand bag and pulls out a little Tupperware container.
Alice- SO do i just give Suzie my urine sample? I didn't do a dookie sample... ate too much shredded wheat this morning.
"LEAVE NOW, MISS KNIGHT."
Alice rushes out of the room as the scene fades out.
