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Post by Eʟʏsɪᴜᴍ Pʀᴏ on Aug 30, 2017 17:46:02 GMT -8
In one of the first feds I ever participated in we had a running thread for our Hardcore Championship. Essentially you write an attack for the person who holds it. While this won't actually be an in-character title, it's always a fun side game to have on the boards. The rules are as follows. 1) This is not a real Elysium Title. 2) You can have as many different characters as you want. 3) Pick up the story where the last post left off. 4) You can do pretty much whatever you want aside from murder. 5) Always count the three. I will update the title history as much as I can in the OP. TITLE HISTORY 1. Mr. Wolf found the title. 2. Gabriel Ellis defeated Mr. Wolf via the Last Stand 3. Hank Dump defeated Gabriel Ellis via a bludgeoning with a road sign. 4. Faceless Coward defeated Hank Dump 5. Hank Dump (2) pistol whipped Faceless Coward 6. Faceless Coward (2) rolled up Hank Dump 7. Gabriela smashed Faceless Coward with a picture frame 8. Hank Dump (3) hit Gabriela with a tire iron 9. French Tickler beat Hank Dump with the Saturday Night Ride 10. Faceless Coward (3) beat French Tickler with a DDT 11. STEVE THE MACHINE pinned Faceless Coward after a Chest Bump 12. Hank Dump (4) drops a case of beer on STEVE THE MACHINE's head
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Post by Eʟʏsɪᴜᴍ Pʀᴏ on Aug 30, 2017 17:50:24 GMT -8
Mr. Wolf lumbers through the forrest and in the distance he sees a somewhat shiny, but tattered object sitting on a tree stump in front of him. The hairy, neanderthawl of a man comes upon the object and it appears to be an oversized gold belt with a black strap. The center plate is shattered and a piece of white, dirty hockey tape holds it together. On the tape the word 'HARDCORE CHAMPION' is written in black sharpie.
Mr. Wolf lifted the title belt up and felt a surge of fear course through his veins. He knew that they would be coming for him. Anytime, anywhere, but most of all...soon. Despite that feeling Mr. Wolf spoke aloud with confidence.
"What time is it Mr. Wolf?"
A beat.
"It's my time."
With that, Mr. Wolf clutched the title and disappeared into the darkness.
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Post by Jeremy Starling on Sept 1, 2017 12:42:32 GMT -8
Wait, do we need to actually sign up as characters or just post and put whatever character in?
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Post by Eʟʏsɪᴜᴍ Pʀᴏ on Sept 1, 2017 16:20:47 GMT -8
Just post. It's not meant to be taken too seriously.
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Post by Jeremy Starling on Sept 1, 2017 22:10:12 GMT -8
Too bad for Mr. Wolf, the darkness is a long time friend of the giant Gabriel Ellis. Despite his massive 7 foot frame and 365 pound body, Gabriel is as silent and stealthy as a jaguar. Gabriel leaps out and hammers the unsuspecting Mr. Wolf until Wolf falls and Gabriel starts tossing him around like a rag doll against the tree trunks. Gabriel delivers the final blow with his Last Stand (Pedigree). With the cover, and a referee appearing out of nowhere...
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Gabriel takes the title and walks off without words or glances at his fallen victim.
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Post by Eʟʏsɪᴜᴍ Pʀᴏ on Sept 2, 2017 9:25:54 GMT -8
Gabriel Ellis has made his way through the forrest after about twelve hours and finds himself on the side of a highway. With the title in tow Ellis flags down a passing transport truck. The truck pulls over.
When Ellis approaches the passenger door the it flies open and smashes him in the face sending a mist of blood into the air. A heavy set man wearing filthy over alls and a trucker hat reading "Pussy Thrasher" steps out.
"The name's Hank Dump and I believe that belongs to me."
Dump stomps over to Ellis and boots him right in the head. Dump then approaches a mile marker road sign and rips it out of the ground with seemingly paranormal strength. Ellis gets to his feet and Dump swings the sign, smashing Ellis right in the face. Ellis drops and Dump puts a boot on his chest.
A referee leaps out of the cab of the transport truck and dives to make the pinfall. Dump gets the three and collects the title. Dump gets back inside his truck which reads "Nasty Bastard" on the driver's side door and trucks off into the night with a "toot toot" from his air horn.
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Post by Madison Fitzpatrick on Sept 7, 2017 20:06:34 GMT -8
Hank Dump was walking out of the local diner with the championship belt dangling over his shoulder. He is just about to reach his truck when a masked man jumps out of the bed. He walks across the hood, leaps off and connects with a flying clothesline that knocks Hank off his feet. The masked man gets on one knee while grabbing the side of his head.
"My name is Faceless Coward and I'm taking this belt."
Coward keeps Hank's head up before driving him face first into the asphalt. A referee appears from out of the bushes as Coward rolls Hank up. Coward manages to get the three count. Coward scoops up the title and scurries away into the night.
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Post by Eʟʏsɪᴜᴍ Pʀᴏ on Sept 7, 2017 20:44:25 GMT -8
Immediately after Coward takes the title Hank Dump gets to his feet and pulls a gun out of his waist band. Dump runs up on Coward from behind and pistol whips him. Coward drops and Dump covers for the three count.
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Post by Ryleigh Mathis on Sept 9, 2017 8:42:44 GMT -8
Right after Dump gets off of Coward. A woman comes walking out of the diner. Dump notices her as a smile appears. He goes to walk towards her when Coward quickly catches him in a roll up for a three count.
Coward quickly grabs the Hardcore belt and runs down the road. He comes to a hotel in the middle of nowhere. Thinking it's safe, he walks into the hotel when Gabriela appears from behind the door. She kicks Coward in the balls before slamming a picture frame over his head. He falls down as Gabriela gets on top of him.
She gets the three count and takes possession of the Hardcore belt.
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Post by Eʟʏsɪᴜᴍ Pʀᴏ on Oct 12, 2017 15:14:32 GMT -8
Only moments after Gabriela took possession of the title she sees a bright light getting bigger in the front window of the motel room. Before Gabriela can think a transport truck smashes through the wall! She jumps out of the way just in time.
The windshield of the transport truck is smashed and then kicked out. Hank Dump steps through and jumps off of the hood with a tire iron and smashes it over Gabriela's head. The referee exits the passenger side door and makes the count when Dump covers.
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Dump grabs the title and hops back into the cab of the truck. We hear the beep, beep, beep of the truck as it backs out of the rubble and then Dump drives off into the night.
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Post by Wyatt Warner on Oct 12, 2017 16:05:15 GMT -8
From behind the front seat of the truck appeared the nefarious French Tickler! He promptly hit Dump with the Tonsil Poker, and knocked him out of the truck before smacking him with a flying Money Shot! Once Hank was on the ground? He locked him in the Saturday Night Ride and made him submit, before grabbing up his title!
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Post by Ryleigh Mathis on Oct 26, 2017 21:32:03 GMT -8
As French Tickler is celebrating, Faceless Coward creeps up behind him and slams a glass jar over his head. Tickler drops the hardcore belt as Coward waits for him to turn around.
Tickler slowly staggers around as Coward kicks him in the gut before planting him with a DDT onto the asphalt. He quickly covers Tickler as a referee hops out from behind the bushes.
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Coward snatches up the hardcore belt and runs for his life.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2017 4:33:22 GMT -8
As The Faceless Coward runs for dear life, he encounters a newcomer by slamming directly into his chest. Hovering over him is STEVE THE MACHINE, a 6'whateverthefuck" beast. He uses his chest to bump the Faceless Coward down and goes for the pin.
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STEVE THE MACHINE picks up the championship, having seen it lying around. Confused, he looks around. "The hell is this?" he asked himself before deciding to walk off with it.
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Post by Eʟʏsɪᴜᴍ Pʀᴏ on Oct 29, 2017 17:46:23 GMT -8
As STEVE THE MACHINE is walking in the darkness he hears the clang of beer bottles. STEVE turns in every direction, waiting for a fight when a full 24 case of beer bottles flies at his head and connects. STEVE drops and out of the darkness comes Hank Dump.
"That belongs to me, boy."
Dump picks up the case and drops the contents on STEVE's head, smashing every bottle. Dump covers and a referee leaps out of the darkness. 1...2...3!
Dump takes hold of the title and runs off into a nearby abandoned carnival.
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Post by Madison Fitzpatrick on Oct 29, 2017 22:47:06 GMT -8
As Hank Dump is wondering around the abandoned carnival, a stray black cat cuts in front of him as he stops mid stride. He waits for the cat to run along when a large rubber mallet comes crashing down over Hank's head. The strike knocks him for a loop as Shitzo The Jester appears from the shadows and drives his knee right down onto Hank's chest. He goes for the cover as a referee wearing clown paint slides into position.
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Shitzo The Jester sits up and goes for the title belt. He just barely reaches the belt when a car door knocks Shitzo down. Gabriela steps out of the car, hooks Shitzo into a front facelock before dropping face first into the dirt. She quickly rolls him over as the same referee slides into position.
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Gabriela wastes very little time celebrating as she scoops up the title belt and hops back into her car. She peels out of the parking lot and drives off into the night.
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